Escape to Paradise: Omni Mount Washington Resort & Spa Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Omni Mount Washington Resort & Spa Awaits! - A Review (and My Brain's Ramblings)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just escaped to the Omni Mount Washington Resort & Spa, and my brain is still trying to untangle itself from the sheer, glorious… stuff that happened. This isn't your typical, sterile review. This is me, unfiltered, fresh from the experience. Prepare for some honest truth bombs, sprinkled with a dash of bewildered awe and a whole lotta "wow."
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Let's Dive In (into the Deep End, Naturally):
First things first: Accessibility. This is a HUGE deal for me and I'm thrilled to report the Omni seems to be actually considering this. Wheelchair accessible is plastered all over the place, and it's not just lip service. The ramps are plentiful and well-placed, and elevators are in the right spots. They even had accessible rooms available! (I didn't need one this trip, but it's reassuring). However, (and there's always a however, isn’t there?), I will say the "facilities for disabled guests" could be even better. Signage could be improved, and… well, let's just say navigating the vastness of the place is a workout even without a mobility challenge. It's like a small city, honestly.
Internet (or the Quest for Connection):
Alright, let's get the technical stuff out of the way. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hooray! Seriously, a huge win. It actually works too, which is a miracle. We're talking decent speeds, enough to stream a movie without wanting to throw your laptop out the window. They also offer Internet [LAN], but who uses that anymore? (Maybe someone reading this with a super old server setup? No judgement). Wi-Fi in public areas are also a plus.
Now, onto the emotional side of this internet thing. Look, I'm a creature of habit. I rely on my internet, for good or ill. So the fact that I could sit in my room, wrapped in a fluffy bathrobe, and still be connected to the virtual world… pure bliss! (Okay, maybe slightly less blissful when I realized how much email I needed to catch up on, but still, a win is a win.)
Cleanliness & Safety (Did I Survive the Plague?):
COVID-19. The elephant in the room, the reason why we're all suddenly experts in hand sanitizers. I was genuinely impressed by the Omni's approach. Anti-viral cleaning products are apparently their best friends. Daily disinfection in common areas. Rooms sanitized between stays. Hand sanitizer stations everywhere you look. They're serious about it, and I felt… surprisingly comfortable. There's even a "Room sanitization opt-out" which is a nice touch for those who are over the top with germs like myself. The staff clearly have Staff trained in safety protocol. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items gives me life. Safe dining setup. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. My slightly paranoid self felt like they went above and beyond.
They've also got a doctor/nurse on call which is either reassuring or slightly terrifying, depending on your personality. I'm somewhere in the middle.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Second Favorite Activity):
Okay, this is where things get deliciously complicated. The Omni is a foodie's playground. Restaurants galore! A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant… You get the idea. It's overwhelming… in the best possible way.
Let's talk about the food. The Asian breakfast was an unexpected delight. Breakfast service, was well, breakfast. The Western cuisine in restaurant? Solid. The International cuisine in restaurant? Honestly, a bit of a mixed bag, but hey, you can't win 'em all. The Poolside bar? Divine. Sipping a cocktail, watching the sun dip behind the mountains… that's what dreams are made of. And don't even get me started on the Desserts in restaurant! Seriously, I may have gained five pounds solely from the chocolate creations.
The Imperfection (and the Good Stuff):
No place is perfect, right? The occasional service hiccup here and there—a slightly slow coffee refill, a confused waiter. But honestly, nothing that ruined the overall experience.
The Spa (Where I Found My Inner Zen… Briefly):
Okay, buckle up, because I'm about to gush. The Spa experience at the Omni is… well, it's unforgettable. I dove headfirst into the Sauna, the Steamroom, and the Pool with view. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I got a Body scrub, a Massage, and I may have considered moving in permanently. Honestly, it was a highlight. It's where I discovered my inner zen… for about five minutes, until I realized I'd left my phone in my robe pocket. (The horror! The crisis!). The Spa/sauna setup is also a plus!
The Foot bath was a particularly nice touch, by the way. Who knew my feet needed so much pampering?
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Beyond the Spa… if you can bring yourself to leave):
The Omni offers an avalanche of activities, more than I could possibly experience on one trip. Fitness center, Gym/fitness, and Swimming pool [outdoor] is a solid setup. So many ways to get your workout in, so you feel less guilty about the desserts. The Terrace is lovely for sipping a coffee, reading a book, or taking in the surroundings.
Also, if you're into it, they offer seminars (for the business-minded).
Room Rundown: (My Cozy Sanctuary):
My room was… fantastic. They had Non-smoking rooms, which is good because, although it's a Hotel chain, I had fresh mountain air in my room, but the Window that opens. I loved everything about it, I loved the Cupboard. From the Air conditioning (bless!), fluffy bathrobes in the bathroom, soft linens, and even the Additional toilet in the bathroom. I loved the Coffee/tea maker, and the always important Refrigerator .
For the Kids (Because, You Know… Life):
I didn't travel with kids this time, but the Omni is definitely Family/child friendly. They have Babysitting service and Kids facilities.
Services & Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter):
Concierge made it simple. Daily housekeeping. Dry cleaning. Laundry service. Luggage storage. Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, and a Gift/souvenir shop, are all on-site.
Security & Safety (Because, Peace of Mind:
CCTV in common areas. CCTV outside property. Fire extinguisher. Smoke alarms. Security [24-hour] is reassuring.
Things That Made Me Go "Hmmmm…":
- Pet policy (unavailable) - I don't have a pet, but it's worth noting if you're a furry friend fanatic.
- The sheer size of the place can be a little daunting. It’s easy to get turned around!
Getting Around (Because Ain't Nobody Walking Across That Property):
Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] is great!
The Verdict (My Rambling Conclusion):
The Omni Mount Washington Resort & Spa is a special place. It’s a place where you can wander out on the Terrace and get immersed in the scenery. It's not perfect, but it's pretty darn close. It's a little pricey, yes. But you're paying for an experience. And it delivers that experience in spades. If you're looking for a luxurious escape, especially one focused on wellness, relaxation, and incredible views, this is it. Would I go back? Absolutely. In a heartbeat. Now, excuse me while I go dream about that spa… and maybe try to find my inner zen again.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re not just planning a trip to the Omni Mount Washington Resort, we’re living it. Forget your pristine travel brochures; this is going to be a messy, glorious, and probably slightly neurotic chronicle of my New Hampshire adventure. Prepare for tangents. Prepare for opinions. Prepare to laugh (hopefully with me, and not at me).
The Omni Mount Washington Resort: My Brain Dump & Itinerary (ish)
Day 1: Arrival – Anxiety & Aspirations, Followed by Pizza.
- Morning (before 10:00 AM): The drive up. Ugh. I hate driving. The pre-trip anxiety is a real thing! Am I forgetting anything? Did I pack enough socks? (I always forget socks!) The landscape starts to shift, those vibrant autumnal leaves are my first sigh of relief. I need this escape. Praying there aren't any unexpected snowstorms. Arriving in Carroll (NH) is… well, it’s gorgeous. The mountains are huge. The resort itself? Pure, looming grandeur. I feel instantly underdressed. And slightly intimidated.
- Mid-morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Check-in! The front desk staff is ridiculously polished. I feel like I'm walking into a movie set. My room? It’s a lovely (and expensive) view of the Presidential Range. Okay, deep breaths. This is supposed to be relaxing. I try to unpack in some semblance of order, then immediately make the bed. Hotel bed = always made.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:30 PM): Okay, priorities. Food. I spot a casual pizza place just outside the resort, and I'm in. First meal, let's get this right! Pizza is my comfort food. The slice is massive! I'm already feeling a bit more myself. Maybe this whole "vacation" thing isn't so bad after all.
- Afternoon (1:30 PM - 5:00 PM): Explore the grounds! The views… are truly incredible. I wander around, snapping way too many pictures of the mountain. Feel the history! This place has seen some things. I make a mental note to learn about the history later (yeah, right!). Wandering through the corridors of the hotel is an experience in its own way. I take a slow walk on the porch. I actually like it here!
- Evening (5:00 PM - Onward): Dinner at the Main Dining Room. Dress code. Ugh. My best "smart casual" is put to the test. The dining room is breathtaking. The food is… fancy! And delicious. I could get used to this. I try to stay composed, but the sheer elegance is a bit much. I order the lobster mac and cheese. Oh. My. God. Worth. Every. Penny. Eventually, I found my way back to the room, and immediately put on my pajamas and binged-watched terrible tv.
Day 2: Spa Shenanigans, Mountain Majesty & Existential Dread.
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Spa Day! (This is the whole reason I came!) I've booked a massage. Pure bliss. The masseuse, bless her heart, had to deal with my knots from the drive. I left feeling like a limp noodle. Followed by a pedicure. My feet look beautiful. (I'm a simple woman!)
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Post-Spa Indulgence. I hit the spa café, which is a total cliché, but who cares? Healthy-ish food, quiet atmosphere, and I’m still floating on a cloud of lavender and eucalyptus.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): The Mount Washington Cog Railway! This is the big one. The climb up is… intense. The train chugs along, and I keep snapping pictures. I try to breathe. The views are unreal. At the summit, the wind is howling. And the temperature is about 30 degrees colder than down below. It's frigid. I feel alive (and like I’m in a hurricane). The cafe at the top is a chaotic zoo, but I manage to grab a hot chocolate that warms up my bones. The descent is just as terrifying and amazing.
- Evening (5:00 PM - Onward): Dinner. I try the hotel restaurant. I think I'll go find some comfort food at the pizza place again. I'm a creature of habit. And possibly not adventurous enough. I end the day in my room, staring out at the mountains, feeling… oddly reflective. Travel does that to me. Where am I going? What am I doing? Am I happy? Nah, let's not go down that rabbit hole.
Day 3: Hiking, Farewell Brunches & the Sad Reality of Leaving.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Hiking! I chose a moderately easy trail for a novice hiker. I packed my camera (of course). The air is crisp, and the colors are unbelievable. I trip over a root, because of course I do. A small scrape ensues, but I quickly ignore it. Hiking is so refreshing! I'm loving the scenery, the peace, everything.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): The hotel offers a brunch. It's a buffet of epic proportions. I eat too much, but I don't care. I regret nothing.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Souvenir Shopping. I need a mug and a t-shirt. I search for the perfect postcard for my grandmother.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - Onward): The dreaded check-out. I pack. I feel a sense of sadness at leaving. This trip has been amazing. I give my last glance at the mountain as I leave. Ah, the car ride home. The journey back. The return to reality. At least, I have memories, pictures, and a slightly lighter bank account to remind me of this epic adventure.
Things I Probably Won't Do, But Should Have (Maybe):
- The Canopy Tour (It's too adventurous for my taste)
- Learn the real history of the place (I’ll read about it later. I promise.)
- Actually, I forgot to work out at the gym!
Final Thoughts:
The Omni Mount Washington Resort. A little bit of heaven. A whole lot of history. A place I’ll probably try to scrape up the money to visit again (someday). It was worth every penny (even the ones I spent on pizza). Goodbye, mountains. Until we meet again!
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Escape to Paradise: Omni Mount Washington Resort & Spa Awaits! (Or Does It?) - My Rambling Thoughts & FAQs
Okay, so...Mount Washington. Is it *really* paradise? Like, picture perfect Instagram-worthy paradise?
What's the *best* time to go? Because I saw pictures of snow and that sounds… involved.
The Spa! Tell me about the spa! Is it all fluffy robes and zen-like bliss?
What about the food? Is it worth the price tag? Because I’m broke.
I heard there are ghost stories. Is the hotel haunted? Please tell me!
Is this a romantic getaway destination? I'm planning a proposal!
What can I do besides ski/spa/eat?
Do you think it's worth the money? Be honest!
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