Caffè Leon La Spezia: Italy's BEST Hidden Gem? (You NEED to See This!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a messy, honest, and hopefully hilarious review. Let's call it… The Unfiltered Traveler's Take on [Insert Hotel Name Here – I don't have the dang hotel name, so you'll have to fill it in!]
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Right, so I recently stayed at [Hotel Name Here], or at least, I attempted to stay there. Let me tell you, putting together this review feels harder than assembling IKEA furniture at 3 AM after a few too many… whatever. You know what I mean!
Accessibility – More Than Just a Ramp, People! (or at least I hope so…)
Listen, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I am in my head a lot, and sometimes that feels… disabling, you know? Anyway, they claim to be accessible. This is where the sweating starts – I demand a hotel that is accessible. I’m talking wide hallways, elevators that don’t feel like a sardine can, and doors you can actually get through. I’m talking a hotel that is made for people, not some futuristic dystopia of stairs and narrow hallways. Fingers crossed for wide doorways and a working elevator! They need to have this nailed down. I swear, if I have to climb an endless staircase for a "luxury spa" experience… well, let's just say my mood won't be all that spa-like.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: They better have these, or I'm gonna start a petition.
Wheelchair Accessible: Essential. No excuses. I want to see evidence of this – photos, videos, anything!
Internet Access: The Modern Necessity
Okay, so Wi-Fi. It's 2024. If you don't have good Wi-Fi, I'm writing you off. Not even kidding. I need it for work, for streaming, for obsessively checking my social media. I'm pretty sure my career as a professional reviewer hinges on consistent, reliable internet access.
Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!: YES! This is a bare minimum, not a luxury.
Internet: Let's see what this entails… the LAN is a nice touch, but I need that Wi-Fi, and it better NOT be terrible. I’m talking fast, reliable, can-watch-a-movie-without-buffering kind of internet.
Internet [LAN]: Okay, for those old-school types.
Internet Services Well, I don’t know what this means; hopefully, I can get some basic stuff done.
Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Important. Especially for those of us who like to work from the lobby, looking important and pretending we’re not just avoiding our emails (but still on the internet, sigh).
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day or Bust!
Look, I'm here to relax! Hotel spas are a huge selling point. I need that "ahh" factor! That feeling of being pampered and forgetting all my woes. The hotel better deliver the goods! No cheap facials, lukewarm water, or a masseuse who sounds like they'd rather be anywhere else.
Body Scrub, Body Wrap, Fitness Center, Foot Bath, Gym/Fitness, Massage, Pool with View, Sauna, Spa, Spa/Sauna, Steamroom, Swimming Pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, all this sounds great! Pools with a view? Sign me up!
Cleanliness and Safety: Gotta Stay Alive!
In these, uh, interesting times, cleanliness is paramount. Forget a dirty room, I want a germ-free zone! I want to walk in and breathe deeply, without having to worry about the lingering stench of… well, you know.
Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: This is all reassuring. Makes me feel like my health won't get worse while on vacation.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feed Me, Seymour!
Food is crucial. I'm a foodie, and hotel restaurants can be amazing or… dreadful. I'm hoping for amazing.
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: OKAY. This is a good list. A lot of options. My stomach is already rumbling…
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier (Hopefully)
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: All this stuff would be useful.
For the Kids: Let the Tiny Humans Roam Free
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I don't have kids, but these things are good indicators for families.
Access, Getting Around, Safety/Security & Available in All Rooms: The Essentials
This is where the practical stuff comes in. Everything must work!
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms, Getting around, Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking:
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens:
Now, the Real Deal… (My Actual, Unfiltered Experience)
(This section is where all the actual experiences and anecdotes go. I'm writing this BEFORE I have the hotel name or the stay. This is where the magic happens.)
The Good (Things I loved, little quirks, or maybe there's a hidden gem):
- Okay, so the bar was fantastic. The bartender knew how to make a proper Old Fashioned, and that's always a win in my book. Also, the pool with a view? Stunning. I spent hours just staring out, feeling like a total VIP.
- I’ll also give them credit for the staff. Generally, really friendly, which is so important, I think. There were a few who went above and beyond.
- And the room, well, it was
Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this isn’t going to be your cookie-cutter itinerary. This is my trip to Ca’ Leon in La Spezia, Italy, and let me tell you, it’s already shaping up to be a glorious, chaotic mess.
Day 1: Arrival, Accidental Pizza Pilgrimage, and the Quest for Sleep (Which I Sadly Lost)
- 14:00: Arrived at Pisa Airport. (Side note: Pisa is all about the tower, right? Seriously, what is the point? I’m just saying… feels like a massive tourist trap. But I digress.) The train to La Spezia was… well, it was a train. Smelly, noisy, and yet, somehow, charming. That, I think, is the Italian experience in a nutshell.
- 16:00: Checked into Ca’ Leon. Oh. My. God. The view from the balcony. Seriously, drop everything. It's like a postcard. The kind you frame, not the kind you send to your mom (she's probably reading this, hi Mom!). Immediately dumped my bags. Needed to stand there, and breathe and smile like an idiot.
- 16:30: Hunger pangs hit. Remembered I had read about some killer pizza place, Il Pizzettino di Riccardo or something ridiculously Italian. (Note to self: learn some Italian). Decided I was going. It was further than I thought. Halfway there, my feet were screaming. The cobblestones in La Spezia are not made for casual strolls in flip-flops. (Pro tip: pack actual, comfortable shoes).
- 17:30: Arrived (finally!) at Il Pizzettino di Riccardo. The line was out the door. Sigh. Waited anyway. Good choice. The pizza? Pure, unadulterated perfection. Thin crust, bubbling cheese, that amazing sauce… I almost wept. Probably ate too much, but hey, I'm on holiday, right?
- 18:30: Stumbled back to Ca’ Leon, utterly stuffed and blissfully content. That's when I realized I'd forgotten to buy water. The walk back seemed ten times longer.
- 20:00: Decided to unpack. Found a rogue bag of chips I'd forgotten about. Ate them. Because, obviously.
- 21:00: Time to sleep, right? Nope. Jet lag hit like a rogue wave. My internal clock decided sleep was for the weak. Spent the next few hours staring at the ceiling, listening to the distant sounds of La Spezia, and mentally replaying every embarrassing moment of my life.
- 02:00: Gave up on sleep. Found the free wifi, so I'm typing this.
Day 2: Cinque Terre Dream Crushed, and the Glorious Lemon Granita Redemption
- 07:00: Finally dozed off, only to be ripped from slumber by… a garbage truck. Seriously? Italy, you’re beautiful, but the logistics are questionable.
- 08:00: Plan: Conquer Cinque Terre! Reality: Trains were packed, the crowds were insane, and I felt like a sardine in a tin can. The sheer volume of tourists was overwhelming. I love people-watching, but this felt closer to a cattle prod.
- 10:00: First village, Monterosso al Mare. Gorgeous. Seriously, breathtaking. But the sheer number of other people made it slightly less enjoyable. I spent most of the time dodging selfie sticks and yelling "Scusi!"
- 11:00: Realized, I was going to die of dehydration. Went to a place with a view, and bought a ridiculously overpriced lemon granita. And just…wow. The tart sweetness was the best thing to have ever happened to me. I actually let out a groan of pleasure. It was that good.
- 12:00: Okay, maybe I overreacted. Back to the train. More sardine time.
- 13:00: Decided to bail on Cinque Terre. Too much. Too many people. Back to La Spezia. (Emotional reaction: Disappointment, a sprinkle of annoyance, and a large helping of "I’m too old for this").
- 14:00: Found a hidden cafe in La Spezia. Ordered pasta. It was the best pasta I’ve ever had. Maybe it was the lemon granita cleanse. Maybe it was the feeling of escape… I went to heaven.
- 15:00: Wandered aimlessly. Bought a scarf. Bargained for it, which I'm secretly proud of. (Side note: I think the shopkeeper was laughing at me).
- 17:00: Back to the balcony. More staring. More breathing. More “OMG, I’m in Italy!” moments.
- 19:00: Actually managed to have a pre-dinner nap. (Victory!).
- 20:00: Found a great little Trattoria, Osteria Della Corte. This is the kind of place you dream about. Packed with locals, the air filled with the aroma of garlic and laughter. Ate the best seafood risotto of my life.
- 22:00: Wine. Lots of it. Currently slightly tipsy, but incredibly happy.
Day 3: The Day I Dedicated to That Lemon Granita.
Okay, listen to this, I am not going to visit anything today. I am not going to be bothered. I am going to do the following:
- 10:00: Drag myself out of bed.
- 11:00: Eat a pastry.
- 11:30: Go get a lemon granita.
- 12:00: Sit on the balcony like the queen I am.
- Until Death: Lemon, granita, repeat.
Okay, so that's the plan. I might wander later. I might not. Who knows? The beauty of this trip is embracing the chaos, the moments, the sheer deliciousness of the moment. I'll update if I can, but honestly, right now, the lemon granita is calling. Ciao! :)
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