H+ Hotel Zürich: Switzerland's Chicest Urban Oasis? You HAVE to See This!
H+ Hotel Zürich: Switzerland's Chicest Urban Oasis? Buckle Up, Buttercup, Because My Stay Was… Interesting. (A Messy Review)
Alright, let's be honest. When I booked the H+ Hotel Zürich, I envisioned sleek, minimalist luxury. Switzerland, after all! Known for its… well, its chicness. And the marketing? "Chicest Urban Oasis?" Yeah, the pressure was on. Did it deliver? Well, that's a story, friends, and like all good Swiss clocks, it's got a few gears that aren't quite meshing.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (and a Slightly Awkward Encounter)
Let's start with the nitty-gritty. Accessibility matters, and I was pleased to see some effort. The website claimed "facilities for disabled guests," which is a good sign. The lobby and public areas were generally wheelchair accessible, with elevators (thank goodness!). However, navigating the hallways to my room felt a little… tight.
Now, the real kicker? I witnessed someone struggling with the automatic doors. They were hesitant, jerky, and frankly, not very automatic. Which, you know, defeats the entire purpose. It's a small detail, but it spoke volumes. Someone really needs to fine-tune these doors.
Rooms: Modern with a Dash of "Where's My USB?"
My room? Okay, let's paint a picture: sleek lines, neutral tones, and a surprisingly comfortable bed. The "Extra long bed" was a bonus for a long-legged person like myself. "Wi-Fi [free]" was a lifesaver (more on that later). I appreciated the "Desk" and "Laptop workspace," as I had some urgent things to attend. The "Air conditioning" worked like a charm, which was crucial when it gets warm in Zurich.
However, the lack of conveniently placed power outlets was a genuine head-scratcher. Finding a socket near the bed (let alone a USB port!) was like a treasure hunt. I spent half an hour feeling frustrated. Modern hotel, people! And what was up with those "Blackout curtains"? They definitely served their purpose blocking every ray of light. Good for sleeping in maybe?
Internet: Wi-Fi's Wobbly Performance
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" Hooray! Or so I thought. While the connection itself was eventually alright, the initial setup process was a pain. I spent what felt like an eternity wrestling with passwords and connection drops. It wasn't the "effortless" experience one expects in a luxury hotel. There was also Internet access [LAN] available, though personally I haven't attempted to use it. Maybe that was better.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: More Than Just Cheese (Thankfully)
Ah, food! The lifeblood of any good holiday. The hotel boasted a few decent restaurant options. The Restaurants had a mix of Asian cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant. I tried both. I found the Asian breakfast the best, they included quite a variety of exotic things and flavors. I would recommend anyone to give it a shot. The quality of food was pretty good, however, the service was a little slow at times. The Poolside bar was wonderful. The Coffee/tea in restaurant, to my dismay, was just… acceptable. It lacked that rich, velvety goodness I crave. I almost resorted to eating a dessert in restaurant just to recover from the experience.
The Breakfast [buffet] also a delight. The options were very diverse and you could eat as much as you wanted. The Breakfast takeaway service was handy, it allowed me to have a bite to eat on the go, which was a lifesaver. They also provided a bottle of water daily.
I'm not sure about the Vegetarian restaurant, I didn't make it.
Spa & Relaxation: Pure Bliss… with a Few Weird Bits
Now, this is where the H+ Hotel truly shines. I'm talking Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, and a Swimming pool with a killer view! My massage (yes, I indulged!) was pure, unadulterated bliss. The masseuse was fantastic, easing all the knots away. The Gym/fitness looked great, the Body scrub & Body wrap sounded interesting, I didn't have the chance to try them. The Foot bath was also a great place to relax.
The Pool with view was my favorite part. It was very serene and calming. The water was the perfect temperature. However, on one occasion, I did find myself sharing the sauna with a very loud and rather opinionated group. It disrupted my tranquility a little. And let's be honest - the "relaxation room" felt a bit… clinical.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized and Secure (Mostly)
In these COVID-conscious times, cleanliness is paramount. I was relieved to see "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Individually-wrapped food options," and "Staff trained in safety protocol." The hotel was clearly making an effort. They also had "Hand sanitizer" available, pretty standard hygiene. I appreciated the "Room sanitization opt-out available." However, the "Anti-viral cleaning products" detail felt slightly ominous.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Practicalities
You've got your usual suspects: "Concierge", "Luggage storage," "Laundry service." The "Cash withdrawal" was handy. "Daily housekeeping" kept things tidy.
However, some services were lacking. The "Babysitting service" was a plus for families, and the "Car park [on-site]" was a great convenience. The "Car power charging station" was useful. However, the "Airport transfer" was not readily available and I was forced to use a Taxi.
For the Kids: A Welcoming Atmosphere (But Bring the Entertainment)
The hotel seemed to be family/child friendly, providing "Kids facilities" and "Kids meal." I wasn't traveling with any children, but I did notice some play areas and the staff seemed warm and welcoming to families.
Getting Around: Smooth Sailing (Mostly)
The "Airport transfer" was pretty convenient. Finding the hotel within Zurich was easy, thanks to the clear signage. The "Car park [on-site]" was a definite bonus.
Final Verdict: Chic Ambition, with a Few Swiss-Sized Quirks
So, is the H+ Hotel Zürich a "Chic Urban Oasis"? It gets close. The spa is divine, the rooms are stylish, and the location is excellent. But there are a few areas that could be improved, particularly around accessibility, internet connectivity, and the occasional service hiccup.
Here's my emotional breakdown:
- The Good: The spa. The pool. The location. The comfortable bed. The stylish design.
- The Bad: The inconsistent Wi-Fi. Slightly awkward accessibility in some areas. The slightly bland coffee.
- The Quirky: The jerky automatic doors, the over-enthusiastic sauna-goers.
- My Overall Emotion: I had a good time at the H+ Hotel Zürich. There were quirks, frustrations, and moments of sheer bliss. It's definitely striving for luxury, and it gets close. I'd recommend it, but with the caveat: be prepared for a few Swiss-sized eccentricities along the way!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because this ain't your sanitized, perfectly-packaged travel itinerary. This is… real life at the H+ Hotel Zürich, Zürich. Let's call it "Operation Swiss Cheese Adventure," because honestly, my plans are about as hole-filled as a good Emmental.
Day 1: Arrival & Swiss Shock (Prepare to be underwhelmed…and then slightly charmed)
- 10:00 AM: Arrive at Zurich Airport (ZRH). Okay, so I knew Switzerland was supposed to be efficient, but honestly? The airport is… a little too efficient. Felt like a well-oiled machine, which, I guess, is exactly what they want. Grab the train to Zürich HB – the main train station. Trying to conquer the ticket machine was a trial. Nearly lost my mind deciphering those little clicky buttons.
- 11:00 AM: Train to Zürich HB. Smooth as silk! Apparently, the Swiss are also experts at not bumping into each other. Note to self: practice the "Swiss shuffle" – that subtle sidestep that prevents collisions.
- 11:30 AM: Arrive at H+ Hotel Zürich. OMG, the lobby smells like…cleanliness. It's kinda… sterile. But hey, at least it is clean. Check-in was painless, which is a small miracle after the ticket machine debacle. Key card in hand, I waltz in.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance & Existential Crisis. Okay, my room is…fine. Standard hotel room. Window with a view of…a building. Sigh. I'm not sure if I expected snow-capped mountains from the get-go, but was secretly hoping for a glimpse of the Swiss Alps. This wasn’t a bad place for a quick afternoon nap.
- 2:00 PM - 2:45 PM: Coffee & Panic. Found the hotel coffee shop. Ordered a latte. It tasted like…well, coffee. Had a brief panic attack about the lack of exciting adventures so far. Swiss efficiency is already giving me the jitters. Must. Find. Adventure. Now!
- 2:45 PM - 4:00 PM: Wandering and Wondering: Started walking toward the Old Town (Altstadt), got a little lost but accidentally stumbled on that cute little bakery that had all the croissants. I forgot my map and only had a vague memory of a bridge, so I just kept walking.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Grossmünster Church. That church is seriously imposing. It literally looms. And the stained-glass windows are gorgeous. Tried to channel some zen and failed, completely.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Limmat River Cruise. This was one event where the weather came to my aid, the sun was setting and I thought, "yes, the Swiss will make me relax!" Nope. The boat was a little too crowded, and I kept getting jostled. But the view of the Old Town from the water? Stunning. And the gentle rocking almost put me to sleep. Almost.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. My first attempt at a Swiss meal. I went for the rosti - basically, a giant, delicious potato pancake. My taste buds and the Swiss cheese are best friends. So good, I almost ordered a second helping, but managed to restrain myself.
Day 2: Chocolate, Clocks, & Cultural Chaos (Or, the day I almost broke down in a watch shop.)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at h+ hotel. I think I'm starting to get used to the "efficient" breakfast buffet at the hotel. They had good bread. Good coffee. It’s all good and I can get used to this routine.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lindt Home of Chocolate. Okay, here we go. This is the reason I came to Switzerland. No, hold up, let me get this straight, really the reason I came to Switzerland. It was every bit as glorious as I'd imagined. The massive chocolate fountain. The smell! The museum was fascinating. And… the chocolate. The chocolate! I may or may not have sampled every single truffle in the shop. Worth it. Absolutely, unequivocally worth it. The bag of chocolates I purchased cost me more than my daily budget. No regrets.
- 12:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Lunch at a cafe near the Lindt Home of Chocolate. I had to eat something to counteract the chocolate onslaught. A simple sandwich, a little fruit. I need to recover from the Lindt experience.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Exploring the Bahnhofstrasse. This is where things get…intense. This is where I nearly suffered a nervous breakdown. All the fancy shops, the perfect displays, the ridiculously expensive watches. The pressure! I wandered in a watch shop, and was immediately intimidated. The salespeople were impeccably dressed. The watches…were…art, I suppose? It all felt so…unattainable. I beat a hasty retreat, clutching my Lindt chocolates for dear life. My bank account is breathing a sigh of relief.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel for a nap.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Found a nice cozy bar not too far from the hotel. I feel a bit shell-shocked after the Bahnhofstrasse experience. Needed to decompress. Ordered a local beer. Slowly starting to understand the Swiss habit of quiet contemplation.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant. I'm trying to find the perfect cheese fondue, but it's harder than it looks!
Day 3: Departure & Departing Regrets (Or, Maybe, Just Maybe… I'll Miss This Place)
- 9:00 AM: Final Hotel Breakfast. Another efficient breakfast. Looking at the pictures I took, I was actually impressed by the variety and quality of the spread.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Last-minute souvenirs. Back to the chocolate shop, obviously. Then, searching for a simple Swiss Army knife – for sentimental value, naturally. Didn't find what I wanted.
- 11:00 AM: The walk to the airport. I was surprised by the lack of any sense of drama. No tearful goodbyes, no desperate last-minute gelato. Just…efficiency. The train arrived, took me away, and I was gone.
- 12:00 PM: Arrival at the airport.
- 1:00 PM: Departure flight. Looking out the window, I can't help but feel that Switzerland had its charms. Maybe it was the chocolate, maybe it was the stunning views, or maybe it was the way the whole country seemed to hum with quiet competence. Goodbye Switzerland.
Post-Trip Assessment:
- Highs: Lindt Home of Chocolate, the Limmat River cruise, the coffee.
- Lows: The watch shop, the occasional feeling of not being "good" swiss enough.
- Learnings: Pack more snacks (for the emotional meltdowns). Maybe learn a bit of German. And for the love of all that is holy, budget before you hit the chocolate shops.
Would I go back? Absolutely. This trip was messy, imperfect, and occasionally hilarious. And that, I think, is the real Swiss experience. It's not about the perfectly curated Instagram feed. It's about the imperfections, the slightly off-kilter moments, the moments of awe, and the sheer, unexpected joy of a giant potato pancake. Now, to plan the next trip. And to start saving…for the chocolate.
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The Rooms! Spill the Tea! What's the Vibe? Were They Instagrammable?
But here's the thing. They *say* they have all the right amenities, and they mostly do. I had a tiny issue with the coffee machine. Kept spitting out lukewarm water, so I ended up doing a 24-hour coffee shop run for my caffeine fixes. Not ideal. So the room's *almost* perfect, but the imperfections make it real, you know?
Food and Drink. Are We Talking Michelin Stars Or... Hotel Breakfast Syndrome?
As for the other dining? Well, I only had the pleasure of enjoying the bar one night. I'd spent the day in the city, and I just wanted to collapse with a cocktail. The bartender (who was incredibly charming) made a killer Negroni. The atmosphere was buzzy without being overwhelming, a perfect place to unwind after a day of exploring. Prices, though? Let's just say my credit card whimpered a little. But in Switzerland, you get what you pay for, and it was worth it. Maybe.
Location, Location, Location – Is It Convenient? Like, Can I Actually *See* Zürich from There?
Okay, The Staff. Were They Actually Friendly, Or the Standard Swiss "Polite But Distant?"
Would You Recommend the H+ Hotel Zürich? Spill the Beans!
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