Sapporo Hello Kitty Dreamland: 5 Mins from Subway & Airport!
Sapporo Hello Kitty Dreamland: 5 Mins from Subway & Airport! - A Review that Actually Tells It Like It Is (and Might Have a Breakdown or Two)
Okay, folks, buckle up. This isn't your average hotel review. This is a full-blown, emotionally charged saga of my recent stay at the infamously-but-maybe-adorably-named "Sapporo Hello Kitty Dreamland: 5 Mins from Subway & Airport!" (Yes, that's seriously the name. Try saying that five times fast after a long flight.)
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First Impressions: "Oh. My. Sanrio."
So, the name is, well, it is a statement. I'm not exactly a die-hard Hello Kitty fan, but I'm certainly not opposed. This place is an experience, though. You’re hit with pink, pastels, and a whole lotta Kitty as soon as you walk in. It's either your dream come true or your personal version of hell. I landed somewhere in the middle, leaning towards 'intrigued'.
Getting There (And the Stress Levels That Followed):
Alright, the advertising isn't lying: "5 Mins from Subway & Airport!" is pretty accurate. That part was bliss. Seriously, after a 12-hour flight, a smooth transportation experience is crucial. Getting to the hotel on the subway was a snap. The airport transfer option wasn't used (which I later regretted) but easy peasy when I got to Sapporo.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Sadly.
This is where things get… complicated. They do claim to have "Facilities for disabled guests". Here's where I'm going to get properly grumpy. While there's an elevator (thank GOD), I didn't get the specific feeling of fully, effortlessly accessible. I didn't see any ramps or properly designed accessible rooms, but that isn't from experience but more from the overall visual appearance of the space. So, while they mention accessibility, I’d strongly recommend contacting the hotel directly to clarify your specific needs before booking if accessibility is a primary concern. That said, some of the public areas looked wide enough for wheelchairs, but again, I can't definitively say.
Rooms: Kitty-fied Comfort (with a Few Quirks):
My room? Well, it was like being enveloped in a giant, fluffy, pastel cloud. The decor was, naturally, Hello Kitty-themed. Don't get me wrong, the room was clean and cozy. The bed? Heavenly. You could tell the "Rooms sanitized between stays". The bed. Oh, the bed. I could have easily lived in that bed, forever. The blackout curtains blocked out the morning sun, which was a godsend after fighting jet lag.
Now, for the quirks:
- The Internet: "Wi-Fi [free]" - YES! And it worked! But, on the fine print "Internet access – LAN". Did anyone actually use it.
- Bathroom: Perfectly adequate. The water pressure was decent, and the complimentary toiletries were actually pretty good. Also the "Additional toilet" - because you know, when it has to go, it has to go.
- Mini Bar: Always a plus (though I mostly just bought bottled water at the convenience store). "Free bottled water" they say. And I had to use that when I woke up at 3am because I am dehydrated as hell.
- Soundproofing: Didn't hear a peep, which is a miracle in a bustling city.
- Room decorations: Yeah, definitely, Kitty-fied.
- Amenities: (See Available in all rooms)
- Additional toilet
- Air conditioning
- Alarm clock
- Bathrobes
- Bathroom phone
- Bathtub
- Blackout curtains
- Carpeting
- Closet
- Coffee/tea maker
- Complimentary tea
- Daily housekeeping
- Desk
- Extra long bed
- Free bottled water
- Hair dryer
- High floor
- In-room safe box
- Interconnecting room(s) available
- Internet access – LAN
- Internet access – wireless
- Ironing facilities
- Laptop workspace
- Linens
- Mini bar
- Mirror
- Non-smoking
- On-demand movies
- Private bathroom
- Reading light
- Refrigerator
- Safety/security feature
- Satellite/cable channels
- Scale
- Seating area
- Separate shower/bathtub
- Shower
- Slippers
- Smoke detector
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Soundproofing
- Telephone
- Toiletries
- Towels
- Umbrella
- Visual alarm
- Wake-up service
- Wi-Fi [free]
- Window that opens
Cleanliness and Safety: Pretty Darn Good! "Cleanliness and safety" is taken seriously. "Anti-viral cleaning products" and "Daily disinfection in common areas" - thank goodness, because travel is stressful. I felt safe, secure, and, importantly, clean. The staff wore masks and were very conscious of hygiene.
They had:
- Anti-viral cleaning products
- Cashless payment service
- Daily disinfection in common areas
- Hand sanitizer
- Hot water linen and laundry washing
- Hygiene certification
- Individually-wrapped food options
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter
- Professional-grade sanitizing services
- Rooms sanitized between stays
- Safe dining setup
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items
- Staff trained in safety protocol
- Sterilizing equipment
- CCTV in common areas
- CCTV outside property
- Check-in/out [express]
- Check-in/out [private]
- Exterior corridor
- Fire extinguisher
- Front desk [24-hour]
- Non-smoking rooms
- Safety/security feature
- Security [24-hour]
- Smoke alarms
- Soundproof rooms
Food and Drink: A Culinary Kitty-Catastrophe (Maybe):
Here's the thing. I'm a foodie. I live for good food. The "Restaurants" they had… weren't what I had in mind.
- The Breakfast Buffet: (Buffet in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Coffee/tea in restaurant,) It was… fine. A bit underwhelming. The coffee was weak. The pastries were okay. But I had higher expectations. The Asian breakfast was a cute touch.
- Other food options: Bar, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Soup in restaurant. They all ranged from "meh" to "passable." I ended up opting for plenty of meals outside the hotel.
- The Bottle of water? A welcome sight! That and the complimentary tea are a godsend
Things to Do (Beyond Cuteness Overload):
Okay, so the hotel itself isn't exactly overflowing with activities.
- Spa/Sauna: (Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Spa/sauna) I didn't use the spa facilities, but they were there!
- Fitness: (Fitness center, Gym/fitness). I did not have time to see that.
- Other options: They had a "Shrine." I'm not sure what that was about, but it was interesting.
- For the kids: (Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal). If you have kids, this is probably a dream come true.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Hello-Kitty Adjacent
- Good: Daily housekeeping was excellent, currency exchange was convenient, and the concierge was helpful.
- Meh: Convenience store… handy for snacks, but a bit limited.
- Less Good: Luggage storage? (Yes, I am a chronic over-packer.)
They also have:
- Air conditioning in public area
- Audio-visual equipment for special events
- Business facilities
- Cash withdrawal *
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a Sapporo adventure so gloriously Hello Kitty-fied, it might just short-circuit your adorable receptors. This isn't your perfectly polished travel brochure - this is real life, messy, wonderful, and fueled by questionable decisions and a deep, abiding love for all things small and cuddly.
Day 1: The Kitty-fication Begins (and Jet Lag Hits Hard)
12:00 PM - Arrival at New Chitose Airport (CTS): Oh sweet, glorious, freezing Hokkaido air! Stepping out of the plane, I was instantly hit with that cold that rearranges your internal organs. Good start. Finding the airport's Hello Kitty-themed everything was a little too overwhelming and a bit hard to navigate for someone who's just gotten off of a long flight. Seriously though, I thought I saw a Kitty-shaped cloud. Nope, just the early stages of jet lag delirium. Now, finding that darn airport bus… wish us luck!
1:00 PM - Airport Bus to Sapporo Station (and the Quest for Kitty-ness): Okay, the bus was easy. A smooth ride to Sapporo Station, and a quick search for our (allegedly) 5-minute walk to the Hello Kitty room… Well, let’s just say, “5 minutes” in tourist time is a lie. Ended up wandering around in circles, questioning all life choices. Finally stumbled upon the hotel. Thank God, I wasn't sure I was going to make it.
2:00 PM - Check-in and the OMG-Is-This-Real Moment: Stepping into the Hello Kitty room… speechless. Walls plastered with Kitty, pillows shaped like Kitty, Kitty on the lampshade, the Kitty on the toiletries. It was less a room and more like a fluffy pink explosion. I may have squealed. Don't judge me, you'd squeal too. After all of that, I promptly collapsed on the bed for a nap.
4:00 PM - Reawakening and the Great Convenience Store Raid: Jet lag is a fickle beast. Snapped out of my nap with a serious sugar craving. So, off to the nearest 7-Eleven (or Lawson, or FamilyMart – Japan is drowning in convenience stores, and I'm here for it). The mission: stock up on weird and wonderful snacks. Pocky, onigiri, mochi… my shopping basket was a chaotic rainbow of deliciousness. Found a Hello Kitty-shaped something-or-other on a bag of chips, needed it.
6:00 PM - Dinner Drama at Ramen Alley: Time for some actual food. Ramen Alley! Famous for its tiny, atmospheric ramen shops. Wandered the narrow alleyways, overwhelmed by the smells and the choices. Picked one at random, and it turned out to be a masterpiece. Broth so rich, noodles so perfect, I almost wept. Almost. Then the ramen-induced food coma hit.
7:30 PM - Early Bedtime and the Anticipation of Tomorrow: Back to the Kitty room. Wrapped myself in a Hello Kitty duvet. Already planning tomorrow's itinerary, which, let's be honest, mainly involves more Hello Kitty hunting. Dreaming the dreams of sugar and ramen, and preparing for another glorious, jet-lagged day.
Day 2: Sapporo, Kitty Obsession, and the Art of Flailing
8:00 AM - Wake Up! - Woke up to the cutest alarm… a Hello Kitty ringtone playing every morning does take an edge off of the feeling of fatigue.
9:00 AM - Sapporo Clock Tower & Odori Park- Went to see the Clock Tower. Ok, I'll admit it's a little underwhelming. But hey, it gave me an excuse to window shop. Heading to Odori Park. Enjoyed a green tea and a bit of people-watching. The weather was unexpectedly beautiful.
11:00 AM - Sapporo Beer Garden & Museum - I'm not really a beer person but the atmosphere was lively! The museum was interesting despite my lack of beer knowledge.
1:00 PM - Lunch at the Nijo Market - This was the day's highlight! Fresh seafood over rice. Absolutely divine.
3:00 PM - Shopping Spree at the Sapporo Factory - Here's where the flailing comes in. Got a bit lost. Ended up buying way way too much cute stuff. My suitcase is going to revolt. (Worth it)
5:00 PM - Susukino & Ramen Again Needed something salty to balance out all the sweetness. I'm thinking about getting more ramen.
7:00 PM - Back to Hello Kitty Room and Planning the next day - I have to say, the room is really calming me down, even after all that shopping. I'm gonna plan my next day's activities. Oh, I should probably charge my phone.
Day 3: Hello Kitty Bonanza and Departure (with a Heavy Heart and a Heavy Suitcase)
Morning - The Day Starts With…More Kitty! Maybe I'll check out the hotel's gift shop because I know it will have more Hello Kitty stuff.
Afternoon - Hello Kitty Cafe for a themed lunch and photos. Seriously, I hope the cafe won't be too busy.
Late Afternoon - Last-minute souvenir shopping (more Hello Kitty, obviously).
Evening - Farewell dinner. Something delicious to remember Sapporo by. Then, it's the bus back to the airport.
Departure and the Long Goodbye - Holding back tears. Goodbye, Sapporo. Goodbye, Kitty-filled dreams. The airport bus ride felt strangely emotional. The feeling of bittersweet nostalgia. The memories and the joy and, and the next adventure.
Final Note: This trip wasn’t about perfect planning. It was about embracing the mess, the joy, the jet lag, and the sheer, unadulterated cuteness of a Hello Kitty-themed world. If you're planning a trip, do it. Go get lost. Eat too much ramen. And for the love of all that is holy, embrace the chaos. Life is too short for boring travel, and I'm off to plan another trip.
P.S. I really need to learn more Japanese. Maybe I can ask for my refund from the bus?
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Sapporo Hello Kitty Dreamland: Ready to Swoon or Skip? Your Burning Questions Answered (and My Ramblings!)
Okay, fine, what *is* the Sapporo Hello Kitty Dreamland even *for*? Is it, like, a real theme park? Because I'm picturing something... elaborate.
Alright, settle down, theme-park-dreamer! It's not exactly Disneysea. Think of it more as a concentrated dose of adorable. It's closer to a themed area, a well-curated experience, contained and oh-so-stuffed with Hello Kitty goodness. It's got shops, photo ops, a restaurant – basically, a Kitty-shaped black hole for your wallet and your Instagram dreams. But, and this is a BIG but, it's *small*. You can definitely see everything in a couple of hours. If you're expecting a full-blown, roller-coaster-filled extravaganza, you'll be disappointed. (I went in expecting to spend the day... learned that lesson FAST.)
Is it really 5 minutes from the subway *and* the airport?! Because if so, that's practically a miracle of modern travel. I need to know if i can squeeze this in!
Okay, so the subway thing is true. It's like, *right there*. You get off the train and BAM! Hello Kitty in your face. The airport thing... well, it's a bit of a stretch. It's "near" the airport, but not, like, *right* next door. Factor in about 30-40 minutes of train travel from New Chitose Airport. So, yes, you *could* squeeze it in if you're ridiculously efficient and prepared to sprint. But, honestly? Don't. That's way too stressful. Enjoy the Kitty at a calmer pace, and savor the experience!
I have children, will my kids be bored?
Here's the thing: it depends on your kids. If they're die-hard Hello Kitty fans, they'll probably LOVE it, and that's the best part of it all, honestly. There's a soft play area in the restaurant. My niece, for whom it felt like a second home, played with the other children, while us adults happily ate. They might get bored in a few hours. It's very focused. There are enough things to keep them entertained, like the photo opportunities, if you feel like you have a high-energy kid, maybe it won't be fun. In many ways it's easier to say that kids won't get bored than saying they will have fun.
How's the food? Because I heard the word "theme park food" and my stomach started doing backflips for the wrong reasons...
Okay, let's be honest, theme park food is rarely the culinary highlight of anyone's trip. But, the Dreamland does a decent job. The restaurant is cute as a button with Hello Kitty shaped food – think pancakes, curry, even a Hello Kitty-shaped burger. It's... edible. And, if you're like me, the novelty factor is *way* more important than the actual taste. Plus, it's designed for Instagram, so that's half the battle won, right?! (Just don't go expecting Michelin-star quality. It's not.)
What about the shopping? I'm picturing endless aisles of adorable... things. And my credit card is already twitching in anticipation.
Oh, the shopping. Be warned. It's a goldmine of irresistible goodies. Plushies, stationery, kitchenware, clothing, limited-edition everything... Your credit card *will* cry. But, it's a good cry, right? Because everything is just so. Damn. Cute. I, personally, went a little overboard on the Sanrio-themed face masks. No regrets. Okay, maybe one. My suitcase was *heavy*. But still, no regrets! Just... budget. Seriously. Budget.
Is it worth it for adults? I'm not gonna lie, I'm a grown-ass woman, and I'm slightly embarrassed to admit I'm even considering this...
Listen, I get it. The fear of judgement, the 'am I too old for this?' thoughts... I've been there. But hear me out! Embrace the inner child! Seriously. It's a chance to escape the real world, to be surrounded by pure, unadulterated cuteness. And honestly? It's just *fun*. I went with a cynical friend. At first, she was "ugh, this is ridiculous." We spent about 2 hours there. When we left, she was holding a Hello Kitty pen and said, "Okay, I get it." It's a mood booster, a stress reliever, and a guaranteed smile-inducer. Go. Just go. Even if you're only there for the Instagram photos which, to be frank, is half of the experience.
And *don't* be embarrassed. Everyone there is having fun. Especially me, as I'm writing this. I was looking for my hello kitty stickers, so good!
What about the other attractions nearby? Is it worth turning this into a day trip or is it better to just stick with Hello Kitty?
Well, that depends on your priorities! To be honest, The Dreamland is the main event here. There aren't any other standout attractions right next door, unless you're really into train stations. It's more of a destination in itself. Some people may love the train station and it's many stores.
If you're in a rush, stick with Hello Kitty. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can look up the surrounding shopping malls. I didn't, but perhaps I should have...
Okay, I'm sold. But what's the ONE thing I absolutely *must* do or see? Tell me quick!
The photos! Be prepared to take a LOT of photos. You'll be snapping photos with every. single. thing. I'm talking the Hello Kitty statue by the door. The Hello Kitty food in the restaurant. The Hello Kitty-themed trash cans. I'm not joking. You'll be documenting everything. The photo ops are the heart of the experience.
Find your favorite pose and have fun! If you don't like selfies or feeling silly, that's okay too!
What if I have mobility issues? Is it accessible?
The Dreamland is mostly accessible, which is fantastic! ThereRooms And Vibes
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