Oklahoma City's BEST Embassy Suites? (You WON'T Believe This!)
You WON'T Believe This! My (Totally Honest) Review of Oklahoma City's BEST Embassy Suites! (Spoiler: It's Pretty Awesome!)
Okay, folks, buckle up. Because I'm about to spill the beans, the coffee, and maybe even a little bit of my lukewarm Diet Coke (because, you know, health) on the Embassy Suites situation in Oklahoma City. This isn't your typical, robotic hotel review. This is the real deal. My experience. My opinions. My… well, you get the idea.
First things first: Accessibility. Listen, as someone who occasionally rocks a slightly questionable ankle (don't ask), accessibility is HUGE for me. And this Embassy Suites? They GET it. Wheelchair accessible everywhere I needed to be. Smooth ramps, wide corridors, the whole shebang. They even had a room designed with accessibility in mind (though I didn't need it this time, I peeked!). Seriously, A+. This is crucial. And good on them.
Now, about the rooms… Oh, the rooms. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning (essential in Oklahoma), Alarm clock (because, you know, adulting), Bathrobes (hello, luxury!), Bathtub (a MUST), Blackout curtains (for those afternoon naps… shhh, don’t judge), Carpeting (I'm a fan), Closet (gotta hang my sequined jacket somewhere), Coffee/tea maker (lifeblood, basically), Complimentary tea (yay!), Daily housekeeping (thank GOD), Desk (for pretending to work), Extra long bed (because I'm apparently 7 feet tall), Free bottled water (hydration is key), Hair dryer (a necessity, trust me), High floor (hello, view!), In-room safe box (for all my… important receipts?), Interconnecting room(s) available (perfect for families), Internet access – wireless (duh!), Ironing facilities (because wrinkles are the devil), Laptop workspace (I did some, like, work), Linens (clean and comfy), Mini bar (tempting… but I have willpower… sort of…), Mirror (gotta check the hair), Non-smoking (praise the heavens!), On-demand movies (hello, Netflix!), Private bathroom (duh!), Reading light (for… reading, duh!), Refrigerator (for the mini bar items I didn’t buy), Safety/security feature (always nice to have), Satellite/cable channels (because options!), Scale (no comment), Seating area (lounging!), Separate shower/bathtub (fancy!), Shower (gotta get clean!), Slippers (comfy!), Smoke detector (safety first!), Socket near the bed (plug in those devices!), Sofa (nap!), Soundproofing (bliss!), Telephone (hello, front desk!), Toiletries (freebies yay!), Towels (fluffy!), Umbrella (Oklahoma weather!), Visual alarm (great for all guests), Wake-up service (for when the alarm fails), Wi-Fi [free] (essential!), Window that opens (fresh air!).
My specific room? Fantastic. I was on a higher floor, and the view… well, it wasn't the Eiffel Tower, but it WAS Oklahoma City. And it was… nice. Really, genuinely nice. The bed? Cloud-like. Seriously, I think I got a full eight hours of sleep every night, which is basically a miracle. The Internet access – wireless, as always, was a godsend… and it's Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!! This is a HUGE win. I'm talking major points for the hotel.
Now, onto the fun stuff: Dining, drinking, and snacking! This is where things get… well, interesting. The Breakfast [buffet] is legendary. Seriously. Eggs, bacon, sausage, waffles, pancakes, fruit, oatmeal, the list goes on. It's a carb-lover's dream (and a dieter's nightmare, but hey, vacation!). I went a little crazy with the waffles. And the sausage. And the… okay, you get the picture. It's a solid Breakfast service, and their Asian breakfast options were a nice touch, as were the Western breakfast foods. There are Restaurants on-site. Their drinks are tasty, but oh, the Coffee/tea in restaurant… good.
Snack bar… fine. I'm not a big snack bar person, so I didn't spend much time there. But a Poolside bar? Yes, please! I spent a glorious afternoon sipping something fruity by the pool. Which leads me to…
Things to do, ways to relax: The Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous. The Pool with view made the time even more enjoyable. Clean, well-maintained, and the perfect temperature. There’s even a Sauna! I’m a sucker for a good sauna, but I couldn't get myself to go in here. Maybe next time. And the Fitness center? It's there. I didn't use it (sorry, gym fans), but it looked… functional. There is a Spa/sauna available, but I did not experience it. The Massage looked tempting, but ultimately I decided to stick to the pool.
Cleanliness and safety: Look, in this day and age, it's crucial. And I was impressed. Anti-viral cleaning products were clearly being used. Everything felt spotless. They were taking it seriously, and that’s a huge relief. They have Hygiene certification, and are taking every measure to ensure safety, including Staff trained in safety protocol and Daily disinfection in common areas.
Rooms sanitized between stays, and Room sanitization opt-out available!
Here is my random thought: I was there for three nights and never actually saw the front desk. I checked in, then I checked out, all from my phone. Like magic. Is this great service or a sign that the hotel is dying? I don't know! But it certainly felt convenient.
Services and conveniences: They have everything you could possibly need! Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery (essential!), Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center, Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, and Valet parking!
For the kids: They’re Family/child friendly. I didn't have any tiny humans with me, but the hotel seemed well-equipped for them. They are also offering Babysitting service and Kids meal.
Getting around: The car park [free of charge] is a huge win.
Dining, drinking, and snacking::
- A la carte in restaurant: Yes.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Yes.
- Asian breakfast: Yes.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yes.
- Bar: Yes.
- Bottle of water: Yes.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Absolutely!
- Breakfast service: Yes.
- Buffet in restaurant: Oh, yes.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes.
- Coffee shop: Yes.
- Desserts in restaurant: Yes.
- Happy hour: Yes.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Yes.
- Poolside bar: Yes!
- Restaurants: Yes.
- Room service [24-hour]: Heaven!
- Salad in restaurant: Sure.
- Snack bar: Yup.
- Soup in restaurant: I think so.
- Vegetarian restaurant: I think so.
- Western breakfast: Yes.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: Yes.
Services and conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Yes.
- Business facilities: Yes.
- Cash withdrawal: Yes.
- Concierge: Yes.
- Contactless check-in/out: Yes.
- Convenience store: Yes.
- Currency exchange: Yes.
- Daily housekeeping: Yes.
- Doorman: Yes.
- Dry cleaning: Yes.
- Elevator: Yes.
- Essential condiments: Yes. *
Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your polished, perfectly-curated travel brochure. This is REAL LIFE, Oklahoma City edition, Embassy Suites Northwest. Consider this my… cough … "highly personal itinerary."
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread in a King Suite
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The Drive From… Wherever I Was (Let's be honest, the drive to Oklahoma City is never the highlight. It's the prelude to the main event… or maybe the opening act to a subpar circus, depending on your mood). Traffic was, well, Oklahoma City traffic. Predictable. Soul-crushing. I swear I saw a tumbleweed glance at me with a knowing look. Like, "Yeah, you're stuck here. We all are."
- Checkpoint: Arrive. Check-in. Immediately realize I'm in another King Suite, a fact that, while objectively luxurious, immediately fills me with the hollow ache of unfulfilled potential. Like, "So much space! So little purpose!" I mean, I appreciate the free snacks, but what am I doing with this much space? My cat (if I had one) would be thrilled. I, on the other hand, am questioning my life choices.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Suite Assessment
- The Good: The two rooms! Okay, I see the point of the space now. The free cocktail hour (because nothing cures existential dread quite like a mediocre margarita). The in-room microwave (because, let's be real, I packed some questionable leftovers).
- The Bad: The "view" (parking lot and a brick wall – inspirational!). The slightly-worn carpet. That faint, lingering smell of…hotel. You know the one. A mix of cleaning products, stale air, and countless forgotten stories.
- Anecdote: Upon entering the bathroom, I noticed the shower's water pressure was, generously, "gentle drizzle." My reaction? A dramatic sigh that could rival a Shakespearean tragedy. "Oh, the indignity!" I muttered to the empty air. I mean, a person needs a decent shower after a harrowing drive, people!
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Pool – (Or, Attempting to Relax)
- The Reality: The pool was… crowded. A chaotic mix of splashing kids, sun-burnt adults, and the faint aroma of chlorine and despair. I took one look and decided I'd rather contemplate the meaning of life in my King Suite. And by contemplating, I mean, eat those free snacks and judge the reality tv shows. Sorry, pool.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Attempting to be productive. (Mostly failed)
- I told myself, "Self, let's get this trip off the ground!" I opened my laptop. I stared at the screen. I made a coffee. I browsed the internet. I ate another snack. Nothing was done. Time to accept that I'm not capable of work as it is already 4:30pm.
- 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM: The cocktail hour
- I needed a drink. I went to the free cocktails, had some tequila and then I had more… It didn't magically fix my life, but it did help me process my feelings about the parking lot view.
Day 2: A Day of Oklahoma City… And Regret
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: "Free" Breakfast – A Buffet of Disappointments (and Slightly Less Disappointments)
- Honestly, the breakfast at Embassy Suites is… predictable. Scrambled eggs that might be made of actual eggs (maybe?). Waffles that require a Herculean effort to cook to a crisp. But hey! Free! And those little breakfast sausage links? They’re the stuff travel dreams are made of.
- Quirky observation: I swear, at every hotel buffet, there's always that one person who hoards all the bacon. I'm not judging… much.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: The Decision
- Okay. I have to start seeing the city. I decided to go to the Oklahoma City National Memorial & Museum, which sounded heavy but important.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Memorial & Museum – A Punch to the Gut, in the Best Way Possible
- Okay, I know this is going to sound dramatic, but the Oklahoma City National Memorial & Museum is intense. It's a beautifully designed, deeply moving tribute to the victims of the bombing. Tears were shed. Lessons were learned. I still can't believe I'm going to admit that I felt the sting of a sob.
- Anecdote: Walking through the outdoor memorial, I stumbled upon a bench dedicated to… a dog. A goddamn dog. And I completely lost it. I mean, a dog! Killed in the bombing! The sheer heartbreak! It was a beautifully constructed memorial, and the dog was the punch to the gut that I needed. I sat there for a good fifteen minutes, just letting the gravity of it all sink in. It was… overwhelming.
- Imperfections: I really, really wanted to go home after this. This was a great place to visit, but it was too painful.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch – Where's the Beef??
- Okay, after all that heavy stuff, I needed a burger. This is where my itinerary went off the rails. Turns out, finding a decent burger place near the memorial on a Tuesday afternoon is harder than it sounds.
- Rambles: I ended up at some chain restaurant. Mediocre food. Overpriced. Regret. I ate it anyway. Needed sustenance after all the emotional turmoil.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Bricktown Canal – (A Little Too Much Cheer)
- Okay, I am trying to maintain a sense of hope after the museum. The Bricktown Canal, with its colorful boats and cheesy atmosphere, was… well, it was a lot. It felt a little… staged. A little too clean. A little too… "touristy".
- Emotional Reaction: I found it… oddly depressing. The forced cheerfulness felt a little hollow. I'm probably just a cynical old grump.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Nap Time – Recharge and Regret
- Did I mention it was hot? Did I mention I was emotionally drained? You bet I napped. A long, glorious, guilt-free nap in my King Suite.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: The Cocktail Hour… Again
- Needed it. Really needed it.
Day 3: Departure (and the Elusive Search for Something Memorable)
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast – The Saga Continues…
- The same breakfast, the same sausages, the same slight disappointment.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Packing and Departure Attempts:
- I packed my bags. I double-checked I had all my belongings. I left the suite. The end.
- 9:00 AM - Wherever the Road Leads Me:
- I hit the road, leaving Oklahoma City and all its… complexities… behind.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: I will say this: The Oklahoma City National Memorial & Museum is an absolute, unforgettable experience.
- Final Opinion: Overall, the Embassy Suites served its purpose. Comfortable, convenient, and within my budget.
This list is not a perfectly packaged travel experience, but a collection of thoughts, feelings, and actions. It is a reminder that travel is unpredictable.
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Hold on, hold on... 'BEST' Embassy Suites? In OKC? REALLY? What's the deal?
Okay, look. "Best" is a big word, I know. And Oklahoma City isn’t exactly known for… uh… *cutting edge* luxury, right? But here’s the thing: a solid Embassy Suites in OKC is like finding a unicorn wearing a Stetson. You gotta appreciate it! The free breakfast? That’s a HUGE win. The evening reception? Pure, unadulterated potential for social awkwardness… but also free booze, so, win-win? Basically, I'm setting the bar low (and probably drunk), but hey, it gets you there.
So, *which* Embassy Suites are we even talking about? Are we playing favorites here?
Alright, alright, alright. Let's be brutally honest here. There's a few, and they’re all… well, let’s just say they *vary* in their charm. I’m personally leaning towards the one near the… (checks notes from previous trips) … I’m gonna say the one near the airport. BECAUSE. Hear me out. The main is convenient to get to and from the airport. And frankly, after a red eye, the last thing I want is a lengthy drive. Plus, the free breakfast buffet is a life-saver after those horrible flights!
What’s the *single best* thing about these Embassy Suites in OKC? Seriously, hit me with it.
The free breakfast. Hands down. No contest. This isn't some measly continental situation, people. We're talking made-to-order omelets, waffles dripping in syrup, bacon crispy enough to shatter when you bite it… okay, maybe I’m exaggerating on the crispy bacon bit, but you get the idea. It's a glorious, carbohydrate-fueled free-for-all that’s worth the price of admission alone. And the best part? They *usually* have those little breakfast sausage links, the ones they keep refilling in a big metal warmer. Those are the BEST! I dream about those sausages sometimes. Don’t judge me. I’m a simple man with simple needs… and access to unlimited, slightly greasy sausage links. Mmm… sausages… (Yes, I got sidetracked. It’s the sausage’s fault.)
Okay, okay, the free breakfast sounds good. But what about the *worst* thing? Spill the tea.
The worst thing... Oh, gosh. Okay, where do I begin? The elevators. GOD, the elevators. They're slow. They're frequently packed. They've probably heard ALL the secrets of the other guests (and I'm not talking about the juicy ones, I'm talking about the awkward small-talk ones). I swear, sometimes I took the stairs just to avoid those wretched lifts. The stairs are my friends. It's like a neverending horror movie. You get in, you push your floor, and you wait… and wait… and listen to the elevator music that’s *always* somehow too quiet and too cheerful. Then you finally get to your floor and think you escaped. But the next time, it's happened to you again. Again! It's a cruel, cruel cycle.
The evening reception... Is it worth it? Be honest.
Here's the thing. The evening reception *can* be amazing. Especially if you’re traveling solo and want a free drink (or three!) before you stumble into a giant bed. I mean, the drinks aren’t top-shelf, let's be real. They’re usually the well stuff. But hey, free is free. And sometimes, the appetizers are actually… edible! But sometimes, they’re… questionable. I remember one time, I think I saw a "hot dog" dish. I think I saw tiny versions of hot dogs... *shudders*. But I digress. It’s also a fantastic opportunity to people-watch. You might just see a whole lot of awkward small talk. And me? Oh, I'm one of the awkward small-talk makers. (Mostly, I get drunk and avoid most humans so I can get back to watching TV.)
What about the rooms themselves? Are they spacious like they’re advertised?
The rooms… they're actually pretty good. They’re Embassy Suites! Two rooms! Usually. It’s the selling point, duh! The living room area, the bedroom… it's like having a tiny apartment for the night. You can spread out. Pretend you’re fancy! You can order room service that is probably frozen. You can put the free pillows to good use. But I will say, occasionally… and I mean, *occasionally*… the furniture might look a little bit… 90s. Or early 2000s. It's got that vibe. But hey, who am I to judge? I’m still in my sweatpants.
Any tips for maximizing the Embassy Suites experience? Insider secrets?
Okay, listen up, because here’s where I reveal my secrets (that are really not that secret, but still). 1. **Get there early for breakfast.** Otherwise, the good stuff is gone. You snooze, you lose, especially when it comes to those sausages. 2. **Strategically position yourself at the evening reception.** Get there right as it opens. Grab your drinks and stake out a spot near an exit. You never know when you need a quick escape. 3. **Embrace the chaos.** It's an Embassy Suites. Embrace the slightly-off, slightly-dated, slightly-over-the-top charm. The free breakfast and the potential for free booze helps. 4. **Tip the housekeeping staff well.** Those people work HARD. Really, REALLY hard. They're the unsung heroes of the entire operation, and a thoughtful tip goes a long way.
Are these Embassy Suites good for… *romantic* getaways? Be real with me.
Okay, let’s be honest. Probably not. You’re there to be practical. It's not the ambiance you need to get intimate. You’re not there to fall in love, you're there to… sleep. And eat. And maybe drink a slightly-watered-down cocktail. And if you *do* manage to have a romantic getaway in an Embassy Suites… well, I salute your optimism. You’re probably a better person than I am. And, frankly, I want to know your secrets!
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