Columbus East's BEST Kept Secret: Suburban Studios! (OH)

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Columbus East's BEST Kept Secret: Suburban Studios! (OH)

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into a full-blown, messy, honest, and hopefully hilarious review of Suburban Studios in Columbus East, OH – aka the "BEST Kept Secret" (according to, well, me now!). I'm gonna dissect this place like a frog in biology class, poking and prodding at everything from the Wi-Fi to the checks notes … body wraps (yikes, more on that later).

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First, let's get the boring bits out of the way. The official stuff.

Accessibility: Alright, Suburban Studios, you mostly get a thumbs up here. Wheelchair accessible is a big win, and they've got facilities for disabled guests. Kudos! Now, the devil's in the details, right? I didn't personally need to test the ramp situation, but I did notice an elevator (thank heavens, because I did NOT want to lug my luggage up a million stairs). Accessibility is key, people.

Cleanliness & Safety (And My Existential Dread): Okay, listen up. This is HUGE right now, right? The world's gone a little germaphobic (and honestly, who can blame us?). Suburban Studios seems to be pretty on top of things. They boast anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and staff trained in safety protocol. They even boast that room sanitization opt-out is available (which, honestly, feels like a polite way of saying, "Hey, if you're THAT weird about it, we'll leave you alone."). They’ve got hand sanitizer everywhere (good!), a doctor/nurse on call (just in case my overeating catches up with me), and CCTV in common areas / outside the property (makes me feel like someone's always watching, which, you know, is a comfort these days). I appreciated the CCTV in common areas and Fire extinguisher, smoke alarms, and safety/security feature.

Now, the REAL test? Did I FEEL safe? Yeah, I did. And that's half the battle. They have hot water linen and laundry washing, which is a HUGE relief. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I didn't eat there, I ate at a restaurant around the area but I felt it was safe to do so.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Or, "My Stomach's Eternal Quest"): Okay, the food. This is where things get… interesting. They’ve got a restaurant, a bar, a coffee shop, and even a snack bar. I didn't see much else, so no. BUT! The restaurant is reported to have Asian cuisine and international cuisine. They also have desserts (yes, please!) AND a poolside bar. I didn’t see any of it, but it sounds grand. A buffet in the restaurant? I'm in. Breakfast [buffet]…I would have tried it. I'm a sucker for a good breakfast buffet, even if half of it mysteriously ends up on my shirt.

(Rambles on Food Quality and the Meaning of Life): Honestly, hotel food is always a gamble. It's a crapshoot. You could get a culinary masterpiece, or you could get… well, let's just say I've had better gas station sushi. I’d love to eat there and know the food quality of the Asian cuisine and whatever else they have.

Services and Conveniences (The "Stuff You Need, But You Don't Think About"): This is where Suburban Studios really shines. They’ve got pretty much everything, which is perfect for on-the-go people. Need cash withdrawal? Check. Concierge? Check. Daily housekeeping? Bless the housekeepers! Dry cleaning and laundry service? HUGE win for travelers like me who seem to pack like a bag of dirty laundry. Meeting/banquet facilities (for the serious business types), and even luggage storage.

They also offer contactless check-in/out (thank goodness – pandemic times, people), and free car park (YES!). They have facilities for disabled guests, a gift shop, and even an invoice provided. Oh, and they have elevator, air conditioning in public area, and air conditioning. They have everything you need to feel safe, comfy, and entertained.

For the Kids (Because, Well, Kids): This is where Suburban Studios really shines again! Family/child friendly is a HUGE plus. They have babysitting service, so parents can relax, unwind. They've got kids meal. Perfect.

Available in All Rooms (The Nitty Gritty, aka What ACTUALLY Matters): Okay, let's talk about the rooms. The real deal. Suburban Studios, you get a gold star (so far). They've got air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box, internet access – wireless and LAN, iron facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], and window that opens.

Whew. That's a LOT. Everything you need, pretty much. I particularly loved the blackout curtains (essential for sleeping in, let's be honest), the free Wi-Fi (duh!), and the coffee/tea maker (morning savior!).

(A Random Anecdote About Linens and Coffee): One time, I stayed in a hotel that had such scratchy sheets, I think I dreamt I was being attacked by a cactus. The opposite happened here. They were soft, comfortable, the towels were fluffy. The coffee? Not the best, but hey, I had a coffee shop next door so I was fine.

Things to Do, Ways to Relax (The "Spa-tacular" Section): Alright, here's where things get… well, a little extra. Suburban Studios advertises a spa, sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, swimming pool[outdoor], body scrub, body wrap, fitness center, foot bath, gym/fitness, and massage.

Okay. So my question is, how did I miss seeing this? It's a LOT. I did see a pool with a view (gorgeous!). I didn't indulge in the aforementioned body scrub or body wrap (listen, I'm a simple creature), but the possibility is there. The fitness center? I admit, I skipped it. I was on vacation. And I'm not sure I trust hotel gyms, sometimes.

(Quirky Observation About Spa Services): I always picture body wraps as some sort of mummy-adjacent experience. Laying there in a plastic cocoon. I am a big fan.

Getting Around (The "How Do We Get There?" Section): They have airport transfer, bicycle parking, car park [free of charge], car park [on-site], car power charging station, taxi service, and valet parking. Suburban Studios gets a perfect score here.

Cleanliness and Safety: They had everything I needed. 10/10.

My Final Verdict:

Suburban Studios in Columbus East, OH, is a solid choice. It's not perfect. (What is, really?) But it's got a lot going for it. It's accessible, it's clean, it's got the essentials, and it tries to offer a bit of luxury (the spa, theoretically) for those who want it.

The "BEST Kept Secret" Claim? I'd say it's a contender. It's not the flashiest hotel. It's not the most luxurious. But it's comfortable, convenient, and feels safe, which, in today's world, is a huge win.

So, would I recommend it? Absolutely.

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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. We're heading to Columbus, Ohio. Specifically, the Suburban Studios Columbus East. And trust me, it's going to be…an experience. Let's dive in, shall we?

Suburban Studios Columbus East - A Journey Through the Soul (and the Laundry Room)

Day 1: Arrival and the Indignity of the Continental Breakfast

• 1:00 PM - Arrival. (Hopefully). Okay, here's where things get REAL. Fly into Port Columbus International Airport (CMH). Pray to the travel gods that my luggage arrives with me. I swear, last time I flew they sent my suitcase to…I don't even remember where. Somewhere exotic, probably with a better view than the flickering TV in my hotel room.

  • Anecdote: I swear, I'm convinced the airlines are secretly in cahoots with the lost luggage industry. "Send the suitcase to Madagascar? Oh, absolutely. We'll make sure it enjoys a lovely tour."
  • Emotional Reaction: Anxious! This whole travel thing is a gamble.

• 2:00 PM - Uber to the Suburban Studios. The ride, a battle between feeling hopeful and the exhaustion that hits you the moment you hit the airport. I’ll be sure to tip well, assuming I don't accidentally leave my wallet in the back seat.

• 2:30 PM - Check-in and the Battle of the Room. Okay, here goes nothing. Pray the room doesn't smell like despair and stale cigarettes. (I'm not sure what kind of despair smells like, honestly.) The front desk person will probably be either super helpful or actively bored. Either way, I’m hoping for a keycard that works.

  • Quirky Observation: I have this irrational fear of hotel elevators. Seriously, what if it just… drops? I've seen enough thriller movies!

• 3:00 PM - The Room Reveal. (Fingers Crossed). Unpack (or attempt to unpack, because I still have baggage from my flight). Inspect the room for anything…questionable. Like, suspiciously stained carpets, or questionable hair in the shower. Send a silent prayer to the cleanliness gods.

• 3:30 PM - An Attempt at Relaxation. Maybe. Maybe not. Right now, I might just be wandering around, in an effort to figure out where the vending machine is. I mean, that's the true test of a hotel, right? Gotta have snacks.

• 4:00 PM - Reconnaissance Mission: The Hotel Amenities. Time for the Continental Breakfast scouting report. Prepare for disappointment. Let's face it, continental breakfasts are a gamble. Stale bagels? Soggy fruit? Coffee that tastes of burnt dreams? It's always a nail-biter.

  • Opinionated Language: And don't even get me started on the "freshly baked pastries" that clearly have been there since the Carter administration.

• 6:00 PM - Dinner. (The Culinary Adventure Begins). I’m thinking either a local burger joint or a chain restaurant. The real question is: Does it have good fries? Fries are everything.

• 8:00 PM - Leisure, aka Bed. Sleep? Probably not. I do have a hard timing sleeping in a new bed. But maybe, just maybe, I’ll get a good night's sleep.

Day 2: The Columbus Grind (and the Quest for Coffee)

• 7:00 AM - Continental Breakfast (The Second Act). Prepare for round two of the breakfast game. Coffee, if I survive the first day, will be priority #1. Then I'm going to have to weigh my luck in the bagel selection.

• 8:00 AM - The Laundry Room Lament. Okay, this is where the real drama unfolds. I'm going to see if the laundry is even open. The machine is hopefully functional. The soap has to be working. My goal is clean clothes.

  • Quirky Observation: Is it just me, or is doing laundry in a hotel laundry room a uniquely depressing experience? Surrounded by the smells of other people's forgotten lives…

• 9:00 AM - Exploring Columbus (At Least, A Little). Okay, I'll try to do something touristy. Maybe the zoo, or a museum. Or, you know, the nearest coffee shop. The coffee situation requires immediate attention.

• 12:00 PM - Lunch. A quick bite near whatever attraction is on the docket. More fries, hopefully.

• 1:00 PM - The Columbus Grind Continued. See above. Explore. Try not to look too much like a tourist.

• 3:00 PM - Hotel Relaxation (If Possible). A chill afternoon by the pool, if the pool is open and not filled with screaming children. This is a long shot. Alternatively: A movie marathon in the questionable comfort of the room.

• 6:00 PM - Dinner and the Evening. Hopefully, I won't encounter any of the weirdos who hang out at the local park.

Day 3: Departure and the Aftermath

• 8:00 AM - Continental Breakfast (The Final Chapter). Say goodbye to the burnt coffee, and the stale bagels.

  • Emotional Reaction: Relief!

• 9:00 AM - Checkout. (With a Prayer). Pray everything went smoothly. And that I didn't break anything.

• 10:00 AM - Uber to the Airport. My luggage better be there. If not… well, I’ll deal with that then.

• 1:00 PM - Flight Home. The End?

Final Thoughts:

This itinerary may seem a bit…chaotic. But that’s life, isn’t it? It’s messy, imperfect, and full of surprises. And Suburban Studios Columbus East? Well, it's just a place to lay your head and hopefully get some sleep after battling the mundane. Let's just hope I survive the laundry room. Wish me luck.

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Columbus East High's BEST Kept Secret: Suburban Studios - The Unfiltered Truth (and Maybe Some Tears)

Okay, seriously, what *is* Suburban Studios? Like, beyond the student announcements?

Alright, buckle up, because understanding Suburban Studios is like understanding... well, like trying to understand Mrs. Henderson’s ever-changing seating chart. It’s... a media production program at Columbus East. Think film, video editing, audio, graphic design – the works. But here's the *real* secret: it's a haven for creative misfits, a place where you can *actually* learn how to *make* stuff, not just *talk* about it. And by "stuff," I mean epic student films that sometimes *almost* look professional; radio shows that are 90% awkward silence and 10% pure gold; and announcements that… well, let's just say they're *memorable*. I remember my first day. Freshman year. Clutching my backpack, terrified of everything. Then you walk into the studio, and it's this organized chaos. Cables everywhere. Cameras bigger than my torso. The smell of… electricity and possibility? Yeah, that’s a weird description, but somehow it fits. I just knew I was going to be the next Spielberg. (Spoiler Alert: I'm not.)

Who runs this whole operation? Is it some stern, camera-wielding dictator?

Absolutely not! Well, mostly not. It's run by Mr. (and sometimes Ms.) [Insert Their Names Here, Seriously I Can't Mention Names Without Permission], who are... well, *legends*. They're like the cool art teachers you wished you had, but with a serious understanding of media, plus a whole lot of patience. They're not dictators, thank goodness. They're more like... guides. And they're *good* guides. They’ll push you, encourage you, and laugh when you accidentally delete an entire project (yes, guilty). They’re also surprisingly good at knowing when you need a snack break. Because teenage creativity runs on sugar. I remember one late night during a project... I accidentally... okay, I *intentionally* deleted a whole sequence. The look on my face was probably akin to witnessing a national disaster. Mr. [Their Name Again] just sighed, put a hand on my shoulder, and said, "Happens to the best of us. Pizza break?" Pizza break it was. And that, my friends, is why Suburban Studios is different.

What kind of equipment do they have? Is it, like, a dusty old VHS camera and a Windows 98 computer?

Okay, that’s giving them a *little* too much credit. We’re not talking *Hollywood* level, but honestly? The equipment is pretty darn impressive. They have cameras that make you feel like a legit filmmaker (even if you're still figuring out the aperture), editing software that's actually up-to-date, and microphones that you can, theoretically, make sound kinda professional. I remember initially being SO intimidated by the cameras! I was convinced I would break one. And I probably did some irreversible things to the audio equipment… but you know... the tools are available, and that's the main thing. You will learn, mostly by trial and error…. which, let's be honest, is the best way to learn *anything*.

Can *anyone* join Suburban Studios? Or is it some elite club for creative geniuses?

No, it's really not elite. Luckily, no! That's the best part! Whether you're a future Oscar winner or someone who just thinks making silly videos with your friends sounds fun (and it is!), there's a place for you. The biggest requirement is just a willingness to learn, to try, and, okay, maybe to occasionally embrace the chaos. And by chaos, I mean trying to find a usable microphone after someone, *cough cough*, *accidentally* left it outside in the rain. The whole idea is to learn. I mean, I was *terrible* when I started. My first film was literally a five-minute shot of my dog staring at a treat. But hey, everyone starts somewhere. And the best part? Everyone is really, *really* supportive.

What if I'm, like, totally awkward on camera? Do I *have* to be in front of a lens?

Oh, honey, you are *so* not alone. Trust me. I spent most of my first year hiding behind the camera, petrified of being seen. Luckily, Suburban Studios offers *tons* more than just being on camera. You can be an editor, a sound engineer, a writer, a director, a graphic designer… the list goes on. They need people behind the scenes every bit as much as they need on-camera talent. Think of it like this: If you’re awkward on camera, embrace it! It’s *real*. It's authentic. And if you *really* hate being on camera? That's fine too! You can be the person who makes everyone else on camera look amazing! *That* is valuable. And you might still learn to, maybe, just maybe, enjoy the spotlight.

What about the stuff they *make*? Is it actually good? Or just... school project good?

Okay, let's be honest. Some of it's school project good. But some of it? Some of it is genuinely impressive. I mean, they're constantly working on projects, from promotional videos for the school, radio shows that are actually pretty funny, and even some pretty serious short films. They even compete in some... competitions, sometimes. (I’m deliberately vague because I don't have the specific details. Oops.) I’ve seen stuff that made me laugh, stuff that made me think, and stuff that made me question my own artistic abilities (mostly because I’m terrible at art – but hey, the point is, the work is diverse! And it's improving all the time.

Okay, so you clearly love it. What's the catch? Is there a hidden cost? Are there *too many* requirements, like, GPA and all that jazz?

There's no huge catch, thankfully! (And no, the cost is generally reasonable. See the school for details.) Requirements? Nah, it's pretty open! As long as you're enrolled at Columbus East, and you're showing up and working, you're good. It is, however, a time commitment. You *will* spend late nights in the studio. But it's time well spent. Promise. And this is the big one, for me: *It’s actually fun.* It’s not just about learning skills. It's about finding your people. It's about creating something. It's about messing up royally and then learning from it. It's about… yeah, okay, I’m getting a little misty-eyed. It also taught me how to manage my time... though I still struggle with deadlines. (Another long, hilarious story.)

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