Escape to Youngstown: Luxury Stay at Fairfield Inn & Suites!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the swirling pool of luxury that is the Fairfield Inn & Suites in Youngstown. Prepare for a review that's less "polished travel brochure" and more "drunken diary entry scribbled on a napkin."
Let's be honest, the words "Youngstown" and "luxury" don't usually tango in the same sentence. But this Fairfield Inn? Yeah, it's trying. And you know what? For the most part, it pulls it off.
First Impressions & Accessibility: (Okay, gotta be practical for a sec!)
Right off the bat, the accessibility game seems decent. I’m talking wheelchair accessible rooms and hopefully, the usual ramps and elevators. They're advertising facilities for disabled guests, which is a good start. Important note: I didn't personally test all of this, so double-check those specifics when booking. Always call ahead. There's even a car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site]. Score! Finding a spot to park is one less headache, especially if you're arriving after a long drive. Plus, airport transfer is a godsend for those flying in (because, well, Youngstown's airport is…). The elevator is a must-have, and I can tell you it is indeed accessible.
The Room: Sanctuary or Just… a Room?
Okay, let’s talk about the heart of the matter: the room. They advertise Air conditioning (essential! Especially in the Ohio heat). You get your standard desk, coffee/tea maker, and (thank the heavens!) Wi-Fi [free]. The Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a bonus but I'm still annoyed at how slow it sometimes is, and don’t get me started on the Internet access – LAN – who even uses that dinosaur anymore? The internet access – wireless is your best bet but let's be honest, sometimes you just wanna scream at the router.
My room also had the basics: **desk, *air conditioning*, *blackout curtains*, *safe box*, and a *mini bar*. The *bathrobes and slippers* are a nice touch (makes you feel fancy, even if you’re just wearing them to order room service). The separate shower/bathtub was perfect for me, because I'm a bath-taker! The high floor didn’t feel like it, but I have my own opinions.
The "Things to Do" Vibe & Relaxation Stations
Now, here's where things get interesting. The Fairfield Inn in Youngstown attempts to be a relaxation oasis. They have a swimming pool [outdoor], which is a total win. Who doesn't love a splash on a hot day? I wanted a pool with a view, but no luck! They also have a fitness center / gym, and a sauna. Good for burning off all those extra calories from the buffet in restaurant that's also advertised!
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: The Fuel for Adventure (or Just Staying in Bed)
And the Breakfast [buffet] is a whole experience. You're talking about the Asian breakfast, the Western breakfast. There is coffee/tea in restaurant. You can grab a bottle of water. And if you’re feeling extra lazy, there’s room service [24-hour]. Perfect for those midnight chip binges. The Snack bar is another plus.
Cleanliness & Safety: Gotta Mention the Elephant in the Room… COVID!
Let's address the elephant: COVID. The Fairfield Inn seems to be trying. They have anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer, and individually-wrapped food options. They also provide sanitized kitchen and tableware items. While they aren't going overboard on the room sanitization opt-out available, it is good a start. Staff trained in safety protocol is reassuring.
Services & Conveniences: The Bits & Bobs
They offer a concierge. A Daily housekeeping is nice. There's a convenience store for those last-minute snack attacks. Plus, the basics like laundry service. They have luggage storage, so you don't need to lug your suitcase around. There's also car power charging station too!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOME ANECDOTES!
Okay, okay, enough technical jargon! Let me tell you a story. After a marathon drive and a truly awful meeting, I needed… respite. I beelined for the pool. Picture this: sun setting, reflecting in the water, and I'm finally, finally relaxed. That simple moment single-handedly justified the entire trip. That’s where I spent a lot of the trip, but I was on a mission: Happy hour. It didn't quite live up to the hype. "Happy" was a stretch, and the "hour" was more like a vague suggestion. But hey, the drinks were cold, and the company (myself) was excellent.
The Imperfections (Because Real Life Isn't Perfect)
Alright, let's get real. The soundproofing could've been better. Heard my neighbor's TV till the wee hours. The fitness center… well, let’s just say I intended to use it more than I actually did. And the internet (I mentioned it before) was sometimes slower than a snail on Valium.
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Youngstown?
Look, the Fairfield Inn & Suites in Youngstown isn't the Ritz. But for a solid, comfortable stay, it's got a lot going for it. It’s clean, the staff are friendly, the rooms are comfortable, and the pool is a lifesaver. The convenience of the location of course can be helpful. They are really trying hard.
Here's the Pitch, Baby! The "Escape to Youngstown" Offer:
Escape to Youngstown: Where Comfort Meets Convenience!
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What You Get:
- Luxury Room: Spacious and well-appointed, with comfortable bedding, complimentary Wi-Fi, and all the amenities you need for a relaxing stay.
- Complimentary Breakfast: Fuel your adventures with our delicious breakfast buffet, featuring everything from fresh fruit to hot and hearty options.
- Poolside Relaxation: Take a dip in our refreshing outdoor pool and soak up the sun!
- Free Parking: Forget the parking hassles and enjoy free on-site parking!
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Pro Tip: Check out the local attractions – even Youngstown has its hidden gems. Enjoy!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to plan a trip to… Youngstown, Ohio. Yes, Youngstown. I know, I know, it's not exactly Tahiti. But hey, the Fairfield Inn & Suites Boardman/Poland Boardman (try saying that three times fast after a few Yuenglings) might just surprise us! Buckle up; this is gonna be a ride.
Day 1: Arrival & the Existential Dread of a Hotel Pool (Probably)
- Afternoon (ish): Land in… wherever the heck you’re coming from. Let’s assume flying into Pittsburgh, because, look, that’s the closest airport, and I’m already mentally exhausted by trip planning. Drive (a hefty one) to Youngstown, and try not to get distracted by the "World's Largest Rubber Duck" billboard along the way. (If there is one. I have no idea. But it's a Midwest thing, right?)
- Emotionally: I'm already in a "is this really my life?" kind of mood. Travel always does that. And the closer I get to this Fairfield Inn, the more likely I am to experience the dreaded "hotel room existential dread." You know, the feeling you get when you realize you're temporarily confined to a box, and the only person who knows you're there is the cleaning staff.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Check in to the Fairfield Inn. Pray the elevator works (because let's be honest, sometimes they don't). Scope out the room: is the carpet clean? Does the air conditioner sound like a jet engine? These are the real questions.
- Quirky Observation: I bet the toiletries are those tiny, travel-sized things. Lord, I hate those things. I always end up using, like, three of them.
- Evening: Okay, time for the really important stuff. Dinner. Yelp and TripAdvisor are your friends here. I'm leaning towards a low-key, no-pressure experience. Pizza? A good local diner? Avoiding anything too fancy. Because fancy in Youngstown? That's just asking for trouble in a very charming way.
- Anecdote: Last time I was in a similar situation (a slightly less glamorous locale), I ended up at a diner that was so old, the waitresses looked like they'd been there since the Depression. One of them, bless her heart, kept calling me "honey" even though I clearly looked like I hadn't slept in three days. It was… memorable. Hopefully, this time I'll avoid that level of life experience.
- Optional: The hotel pool. Okay, look, I know you're supposed to relax, but I'm always terrified of hotel pools. Are the chemicals right? Are there rogue children? Will I accidentally inhale water and end up coughing up chlorine for the next three days? I'm a delicate flower, people! This whole pool thing is a huge maybe.
- Emotional Reaction: I. NEED. A. DRINK.
Day 2: The Youngstown Experience (Whatever That Is)
- Morning: Breakfast at the Fairfield Inn. Scramble eggs, questionable coffee, and plastic-wrapped muffins await. Embrace it! This is the travel experience.
- Rambling/Messy Structure: I mean, seriously, what is the breakfast game for these places? It’s like they’re specifically designed to be… not bad, but not great. Just… there. Anyway, eat something. You need energy for…
- Morning/Afternoon: Time to explore. Honestly? I have NO CLUE what Youngstown even has to offer. This is where the real adventure begins. Research time! The Butler Institute of American Art? Mill Creek Park? The Covelli Centre (maybe a hockey game, if we’re lucky)? The internet is your friend.
- Strong Emotion: I'm starting to get excited! Okay, maybe not excited, but… intrigued? The idea of actually doing anything in Youngstown other than existing in a hotel room is getting my gears moving.
- Afternoon/Evening: Okay, I’m doubling down on the art museum. I always love a good art museum.
- Stream-of-Consciousness: Okay, art museum. Yes. I can do this. I will appreciate the beauty of… of… paintings! I will stare intently at a sculpture and pretend to understand it. I'll even maybe buy a cheesy postcard in the gift shop. And I'll definitely complain about the prices in the gift shop. It's the law.
- Dinner: Dinner again. I'm thinking we're going to go a level up on the food options. And it will need to be a place where I can either:
- 1) Get a great, non-greasy, high-quality burger,
- 2) Somewhere the food is so exotic, it is sure to make me regret it and tell everyone I know a story of my experience,
- 3) Have amazing pizza! I'm still going with pizza. (It's the Midwest, right?)
Day 3: The Journey Home (And the Aftermath)
- Morning: More of the Fairfield Inn breakfast buffet. Embrace the absurdity. Check out. Try not to leave anything behind. I once left a favorite pair of socks in a hotel room. Heartbreaking.
- Minor Category: Hotel Room Check-Out: I am going to be a master of the hotel room check-out. No stone will be left unturned. I am going to check every nook, cranny, and questionable crevice.
- Morning/Afternoon: Depending on flight times, you might have more time for more exploration or a leisurely drive. Or, if you're like me, you'll spend the entire time agonizing over whether you remembered to pack your phone charger.
- Honest, Funny: I probably forgot something. I always do. Hopefully, it's nothing important. Like my passport. Actually, nevermind, I'm sure I packed it.
- Afternoon/Evening: Depart. Head home. Stare out the window, reflecting on the "adventure".
- Emotional Reaction: I will probably be simultaneously relieved to be going home and also oddly sad that it's over. Travel does that to me. Even travel to Youngstown.
Post-Trip:
- The Dreaded Post-Vacation Blues: Prepare for the inevitable letdown. The post-travel blues always sneak up on you.
- The Laundry Pile: Face the mountain of dirty laundry.
- The Reliving of Memories: Tell everyone about it. You went to Youngstown! Oh, the stories you'll tell.
So there you have it. A plan. A messy, human, likely imperfect plan. But it's your plan. Go forth and embrace the weird, the wonderful, and the potentially underwhelming nature of a trip to Youngstown. And remember, even if it's not Tahiti, it's an experience. And that's what counts. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a stress ball.
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Escape to Youngstown: Fairfield Inn & Suites - The (Mostly) Honest FAQs
Okay, so what's the *real* story with this "Luxury Stay"? Is it, you know... *actually* luxurious?
The free breakfast... is it worth the battle with the breakfast vultures?
What's the deal with the location? Is Youngstown actually... fun?
Tell me about the room itself! Was it clean? Did it have enough outlets for my phone/tablet/hairdryer/life support system?
Any downsides? (Be honest!)
So, would you go back?
Okay, let's double down on the weirdest, funniest, craziest experience... Go!
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