Morgantown's BEST Hotel Deal? La Quinta Inn & Suites Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Morgantown hotel scene, specifically the La Quinta Inn & Suites. And let me tell you, after sifting through the endless hotel options, Morgantown's BEST Hotel Deal? La Quinta Inn & Suites Awaits!? It's not just a tagline, folks. It's a promise. And I'm here to tell you if that promise holds water, and if it's worth your hard-earned cash.
First off, Accessibility: Praise be! They seem to have actually considered people who, you know, might not be built like superheroes. Wheelchair accessible? Check! Elevator? Double check! I didn't personally need it, blessedly, but seeing those things is a huge green flag. Seriously, how many times have you stumbled into a place and felt like you'd wandered onto a movie set from the 1800s? (Okay, maybe that's my problem). They also have facilities for disabled guests. HUGE points.
Okay, let's talk internet. Because let's be real, in this day and age, Wi-Fi is oxygen. And La Quinta gets it. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and a reliable one. Internet access – wireless? You betcha. Internet access – LAN if you're a dinosaur who still prefers wires (respect). This is a massive win because, and I'm being vulnerable here, I need to binge-watch true crime while I'm away. Judge me if you must.
But here's where things get a little… iffy.
Things to do, ways to relax… Alright, the listing promises a lot. Fitness center (yay!), Swimming pool [outdoor] (double yay! – though I didn't have time to actually jump in, it looked inviting from my window). But then… Spa, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Pool with view… Hold on. Are we talking about the same La Quinta? Because I saw none of that. The website may be slightly… optimistic on the amenities. That being said, the gym, while small, was clean and had the bare essentials. No gold-plated treadmills, but hey, I got a workout in. And the pool, while not with a view, was glistening in the Morgantown sun.
Cleanliness and Safety… Okay, here's where La Quinta actually shines. In this post-pandemic world, it's critical. Anti-viral cleaning products, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services. Seriously, all the buzzwords that make you feel safe. And the place felt clean. Like, properly clean. Even the remote controls weren’t sticky, a rare and beautiful thing. They also have CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Smoke detector, Security [24-hour]… all the things that make a stressed-out traveler like me sleep a little easier.
Dining, drinking, and snacking… This is definitely NOT a gourmet destination. Breakfast service, Breakfast takeaway service, Breakfast [buffet]. Basic, but gets the job done. They have coffee, bagels, fruit, and the usual suspects. I'm not gonna lie; after a night of Morgantown revelry, that coffee hit the spot. Restaurants, Snack bar? Nope, nada. Poolside bar? Dream on.
Services and Conveniences… This is where La Quinta surprised me on the upside. Air conditioning in public area, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. Seriously, they’ve thought of a lot. I used the contactless check-in/out, and it was easy. No standing in line, no awkward small talk. Bliss. And that convenience store? Lifesaver for late-night snacks.
For the kids… They claim to be Family/child friendly, Babysitting service, Kids meal, Kids facilities. So, good for those who are traveling with kiddos.
Available in all rooms… Now we're talkin'! Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. That’s a lot of features. And the room? Well, it was clean, comfortable, and had everything I needed. The bed was comfy, the AC worked, and the blackout curtains were a godsend after a long day of… exploring Morgantown. (Okay, maybe just a long day). The extra long bed was especially appreciated. As a person who is, dare I say it, a bit vertically gifted, finding a bed that fits? Pure gold.
Getting around… Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. Super convenient. Especially if you're not a local.
So, here's the real deal:
Morgantown's BEST Hotel Deal? La Quinta Inn & Suites Awaits!
It's not perfect. But it's GOOD.
Here's why you should book it:
- The Price is RIGHT: It's budget-friendly without feeling cheap.
- Cleanliness is King: They take cleaning very seriously, which is a huge peace of mind.
- Location, Location, Location: Often in a great spot to get around Morgantown.
- The Essentials are ON POINT: The free Wi-Fi is fast, the beds are comfy, and the staff is friendly.
- They try really hard: It's not a fancy hotel, but it tries to deliver on almost everything it promises.
Now, for the persuasive offer:
Tired of the Morgantown Hotel Shuffle? Ready for a stress-free stay?
Book your escape to La Quinta Inn & Suites Morgantown today and experience:
- Guaranteed Comfort: Relax in clean, well-appointed rooms with all the essentials.
- Stay Connected: Free, lightning-fast Wi-Fi to keep you online.
- Peace of Mind: Rigorous cleaning protocols ensure a safe and healthy environment.
- Convenience is Key: Easy access to local attractions, dining, and more.
- Save Money: Without skimping on quality, get a great rate.
But wait, there's more!
Book directly through our website (link below) and receive a free breakfast coupon for your first morning! Plus, get a 15% discount on any room service order!
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La Quinta Inn & Suites Morgantown – Where comfort meets convenience. Book now, and get ready to explore!
Escape to Paradise: Pousada Mundo Verde Awaits in Porto Seguro!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to get REAL about my "relaxing" getaway to the La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham in Morgantown, West Virginia. Let's be honest, sometimes a "getaway" is just a slightly different shade of "survival," and this trip… well, it's going to be one for the messy history books.
The La Quinta Chronicles: Morgantown, WV - A Hot Mess Express (aka My Itinerary)
Day 1: The Arrival and the Deep-Fried Regret
- 1:00 PM - The Great Escape (from my brain, mostly): Officially arrived in Morgantown. Driving here was a saga. I'm pretty sure I took a detour through a parallel universe looking for a decent gas station. (Spoiler alert: I didn't find one. My bladder and I have a complicated relationship at this point.) Finally checked into the La Quinta. It's… functional. Cleanish. The air conditioning is on, which, after the driving ordeal, is basically a religious experience.
- 1:30 PM - Room Recon and Existential Dread: Unpacked (mostly. I think the suitcase is missing a sock and a sense of purpose. Let’s not talk about it). Did the mandatory bed-jump test. Passed. Now staring at the generic hotel art. Is that a… vaguely impressionistic mountain? Or is it just the blurry remnants of a forgotten pizza? The world may never know. Felt a moment of profound loneliness despite the fact that I was not alone, I was accompanied by the art and walls of the room.
- 2:30 PM - The Search for Sustenance (and maybe a miracle): Walked to a nearby restaurant for a late lunch. Decided on a fried chicken place. Let’s just say, the chicken was… a monument to grease. I’m pretty sure my arteries are currently staging a protest. The experience left me feeling a bit like I'd swallowed a small, deep-fried sadness. Ordered a Sprite to wash the guilt down.
- 4:00 PM - The Couch Potato Phase: Back at the hotel. Netflix and chill (with myself, because, you know, solo travel). Currently contemplating the meaning of life (or at least, the meaning of the hotel remote). Found a show called "Parks and Recreation" that would serve me for a few days.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner Part 2: More Deep-Fried Sadness: Tried (and failed) to convince myself to eat a salad. Ended up ordering delivery from a pizza place. The pizza sauce looked suspiciously like the oil from the prior fried chicken.
Day 2: Exploring (and Questioning My Life Choices)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast in Bed (of Regret): "Free" breakfast at the La Quinta. The choices were…enthusiastic. Waffles, stale bagels, and a mysterious, vaguely yellow substance that claimed to be scrambled eggs. Ate a waffle. Immediately questioned every single decision that led me to this moment.
- 9:00 AM - Adventure Time (maybe?): Decided to brave the outside world. My goal: to actually see Morgantown, and potentially find a coffee that doesn't taste like battery acid.
- 10:00 AM - Hitting the Town: Wandered around the WVU campus. The architecture is… eclectic. Lots of brick. Lots of hills. Lots of students, who all seemed significantly more put-together than I felt. Found a (decent!) coffee shop. Small victory.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Debacle: Tried a highly-rated sandwich shop. Ended up in a crowded mess of hungry undergraduates and a sandwich that was "meh" at best. I'm starting to suspect I have a gravitational pull towards mediocrity, especially when it comes to food.
- 1:00 PM - Post-Lunch Regret & Hotel Room Therapy: Back at the La Quinta, needing a lie-down. The caffeine from the coffee shop is wearing off, and a wave of existential fatigue is rolling in. Watching more Netflix. Starting to think I need a therapist, or at least a very strong drink.
- 3:00 PM - The Great Shower Escape (or, the fight against the hotel shower): The shower pressure. It's abysmal. It’s like being gently caressed by a damp cloth. Spent at least 10 minutes just willing the water to get… warmer. It never did.
- 7:00 PM - A Return to the Comfort of Deep-Fried Food: Back to the hotel room after having a meal at a local restaurant.
Day 3: Descent into Chaos (and Leaving)
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast Part 2 (The Sequel to Despair): Back to the "free" breakfast buffet. Tried the… "sausage." Regret.
- 8:00 AM - Packing and Planning My Exodus: Started packing. Found the missing sock. It was in the suitcase all along. (Go figure). Calculating my exit strategy.
- 9:00 AM - Final Hotel Room Perusal: One last sweep of the room. Found a forgotten granola bar under the bed. Considering eating it. Probably won't.
- 10:00 AM - Check Out (Freedom!): Checked out. Goodbye, La Quinta. You were… an experience. Mostly in a "I need a vacation from my vacation" kind of way.
- 10:30 AM - Road Trip Home (Survival Mode Activated): Driving home. Already plotting my next escape. Hopefully, the next La Quinta will have good enough food, and maybe a spa. A spa, to wash away the memories of fried chicken past.
- Post-Trip Reflection: Okay, Morgantown, you were… interesting. The La Quinta? Well, it’s proof that sometimes, the journey isn't the reward.
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