Escape to Paradise: Pousada Marques, Your Unforgettable Paraty Getaway
Escape to Paradise: Pousada Marques – My Honest (and Slightly Rambling) Review of Your Unforgettable Paraty Getaway
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the Pousada Marques in Paraty, and I've got thoughts. Lots of them. More than I usually have when I'm not hopped up on caipirinhas. This place… it's a doozy. And I'm here to spill the (sugar-cane-infused) tea.
First, the Important Stuff (aka the SEO-Saurus Rex!)
Let's get this out of the way: Accessibility? Well, it's a mixed bag. They claim to have facilities for disabled guests (we'll get to that in a sec), but Paraty itself is cobbled streets and charming but not exactly wheelchair-friendly… or, well, stroller-friendly, for that matter. So, manage your expectations there. Internet is everywhere, thankfully. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms and public areas? Praise the tech gods! Internet access – LAN in the rooms (remember those?!) and a whole host of internet services. They're practically shoving bandwidth at you!
Cleanliness, Safety, and That Pandemic Vibe:
Look, I went in a post-apocalyptic world and these folks get it. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, staff trained in safety protocol – the whole nine yards. Felt safer than my local supermarket, which is saying something. I even saw them using sterilizing equipment! They’ve thought of everything, really: Hand sanitizer stations galore, individually-wrapped food options, and sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Room sanitization opt-out available - which is a nice touch for the eco-conscious, or the slightly paranoid like myself (don’t judge!). Rooms sanitized between stays? You betcha. Plus, they have doctor/nurse on call (thank god, 'cause those cobblestones are ankle-breakers!), first aid kit, and safety/security feature like CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. Cashless payment service is a definite plus. All the important stuff is covered.
Dining, Drinking, and General Indulgence (because, duh!)
This is where Pousada Marques really shines. Let's talk food, baby! They've got everything: A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Phew.
The buffet in the restaurant at breakfast? LEGENDARY. Forget your skimpy continental breakfasts. This was a full-blown feast. Think glistening fruits, pastries that practically melt in your mouth, and a chef making fresh omelets to order. I might have had three. Don't judge. The poolside bar is a lifesaver. I swear, I spent half my trip lounging there, sipping caipirinhas until the sun went down, and then some. The Happy hour is a must.
Now, the Real Talk: My Poolside Epiphany (and a Slightly Dramatic Incident)
Okay, I need to tell you about the pool with a view. Holy moly. It wasn't just a pool. It was an infinity pool overlooking the manicured grounds and the mountains in the distance. The Poolside bar? Absolute heaven. The water was the perfect temperature, the sun was warm on my skin, and the caipirinhas… well, they were potent.
This is where the messy part comes in. I was having the time of my life, completely relaxed, when bam! Some dude, maybe a bit too much sunshine and caipirinhas, took a dive into the shallow end. Face-first. The Staff were trained in safety protocol, and the doctor/nurse on call was there in a flash! It was a reminder that even paradise can have its hiccups. The first aid kit came in handy, the daily disinfection in common areas kept me reassured, and they took care of the guy quickly, but it definitely broke the idyllic bubble for a moment. But, to their credit, the staff handled it with grace and professionalism.
Things To Do, Ways to Relax (because you're going to need it after that pool drama!)
They've got it all. Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. You can get massage (highly recommended, especially after navigating those cobblestone streets), hit the fitness center (I considered it… from a distance), and melt your worries away in the sauna or steamroom. They even have a spa! I did find myself at the spa several times.
For the Little Ones (and the Big Kids Too!)
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. Even if you're not traveling with kids, the fact that they are family/child friendly adds to the welcoming vibe.
Services and Conveniences (because life's too short to stress!)
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safe deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. They've thought of everything. Need a concierge for tips on the best beaches? They're on it. Need to do laundry after you inevitably spill caipirinha on your white linen shirt? Sorted. Cash withdrawal is easy. Dry cleaning for that date night in the hotel restaurant!
The Rooms - My Sanctuary (and a Few Quibbles)
Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The rooms are comfortable, modern, and well-equipped. My air conditioning was a lifesaver in the Brazilian heat, and the blackout curtains were crucial for sleeping off those caipirinhas. However, the soundproofing isn't perfect. I could maybe hear the next room, especially when the neighbor was making a call from bathroom phone, but nothing too distracting. Also, the internet access - LAN, made me laugh. Who even uses those anymore?
Getting Around (and the Realities of Paraty)
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. They have free parking on-site and car park [on-site], which is a huge plus. But forget about zipping around the town, the streets are cobbled and narrow.
The Verdict: Should You Book?
Absolutely. Despite the minor hiccups and the occasional messy incident, the Pousada Marques is fantastic. The staff are friendly and helpful, the location is perfect, the food is divine, and the pool… well, the pool is where dreams are made. Just watch out for the occasional face-first swimmer… and pack your swimsuit and some serious sunblock.
Here's the real deal about the escape to paradise Pousada Marques:
My Honest, Slightly Hyperbolic, and Totally You-Can't-Get-Enough Offer for You to Book
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your polished travel brochure itinerary. This is the real deal, the Paraty experience, warts and all, courtesy of yours truly and a delightful, slightly chaotic stay at Pousada Marques.
Paraty Pilgrimage: A Messy, Marvelous Muddle
Day 1: Arrival and Almost Immediate Regret (But in a Good Way!)
Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Flight from… somewhere. Let's just say it involved way too much instant coffee and a near-miss with a perpetually sneezing seatmate. Arrive in Rio. Taxi to bus station. The bus…oh, the bus. Remember that guy who always complains about the AC? He was on this bus. And yes, it was set to "Arctic Blast." I’m pretty sure I lost a layer of skin. The landscapes are spectacular but the driver does not speak English…
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Bus to Paraty. The scenery is stunning, though. Lush green mountains, the ocean peeking through. I mean, wow. We’re talking postcard-worthy stuff. And the tiny, colorful towns. The architecture is mind-blowing, even if I’m mostly seeing it through a blurry, sleep-deprived haze. Arrive in Paraty.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Check-in at Pousada Marques. Right, so first impressions? Charm overload. Cobblestone streets, bougainvillea spilling everywhere, and the pousada… it's like stepping into a fairytale. But fairytales have their flaws, yes? My room? Slightly small. Okay, very small. And the air conditioning sounds like a dying walrus. This is where all the charming little details of Paraty begin to sink in. First stop: the restaurant, I found a fresh, delicious seafood dish…
Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Wandering the cobbled streets, getting totally, delightfully lost. Every corner revealed a new burst of color, a flash of unexpected beauty. The shops sell everything from handmade leather to brightly colored, over-priced souvenirs. I managed to buy a pair of flip-flops, and a small wooden boat. I don’t really need a wooden boat, but it was cute. I’m not sure what’s worse.
Dinner (6:00 PM onward): Dinner at a local restaurant (can't even remember the name, because it was dark and I was starving). Fish stew. Amazing fish stew. Seriously, I’m still dreaming about that stew. Fell asleep IMMEDIATELY after, on the tiny bed, while the dying walrus of an AC unit wheezed on. No, no regrets. Yet.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and a near-disaster!)
Morning (8:00 AM): This morning I woke up without the AC and got a good night's sleep. Breakfast at the pousada. The usual: coffee (thank God!), bread, fruit. And they speak English! Which makes life a lot easier.
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Beach Day! Boat trip to some of the nearby islands. Okay, THIS is what I came for. Turquoise water, white sand, the sun beating down…. Pure, unadulterated paradise. Snorkeling was supposed to be the highlight, but, honestly? I think I swallowed more seawater than fish. It was a very salty experience.
Mid-Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Lunch at a beachside shack. Honestly? I’m not sure what I ate, but it involved fried fish and a beer the size of my head. The conversation with the boatman was a little difficult, as he spoke very little English. But we managed to have some laughs.
Afternoon (3:00 PM – 6:00 PM): THE near-disaster. We headed to a new island, this time I decided to go to the top of the boat and relax in the sun. I fell asleep. Woke up to screams and the sound of the boat's motor slowing down. Apparently, we were heading straight for the rocks. The boatman was screaming, the other tourists were screaming, I was just… confused. We quickly changed course and narrowly avoided disaster. Seriously, this is why I need to stay out of the sun…
Dinner (6:00 PM onward): Dinner at a restaurant closer to the pousada. Still had the fish stew, and was absolutely worth it! Then, while walking home I got to witness the local nightlife and a lot of dancing on the streets.
Day 3: Culture Shock (in the best way!)
Morning (9:00 AM – 12:00 PM): Exploring the historic center. OMG. The architecture! The colorful buildings, the cobblestone streets, and the historic feel of this gorgeous city really made me fall in love with it. I felt like I was traveling back in time! Walked through the city's best art galleries.
Afternoon (12:00 PM – 3:00 PM): Cooking class. This was brilliant! A local woman taught me how to make feijoada (black bean stew) and caipirinhas. I am now basically a Brazilian chef, or at least, I can make a passable cocktail.
Afternoon (3:00 PM – 6:00 PM): Shopping for souvenirs. Bought a painting from a local artist. It’s probably overpriced, but I loved it, so… whatever.
Dinner (6:00 PM onward): Dinner at the pousada. The food was incredible. And the ambiance was perfect! Talking for hours with the other guests, making new friends, and I didn’t want the night to end.
Day 4: Farewell, Paraty (Sob).
- Morning (9:00 AM): A final, lingering breakfast at Pousada Marques. I’m actually sad to leave. This place really grew on me. Even the walrus-like AC. Packing. Remembering what amazing times I had.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Last-minute souvenir shopping. Managed to find those perfect gifts for friends and family. The last glimpse of the amazing city.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Sad bus ride back to Rio. Goodbye, Paraty! I’ll be back. And I’ll probably remember to bring a better-behaved AC unit next time.
Final Thoughts:
Paraty? It's a chaotic, beautiful, slightly frustrating, utterly enchanting place. Go. Just… go. And be prepared to embrace the mess. Because that's where the magic is. And try to negotiate a better room at Pousada Marques, or at least earplugs. You'll need them. Now, time to go find some more instant coffee.
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What's the Vibe? Is it a Party Place? Romantic? Family-Friendly?
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And the shops! I bought a ridiculously oversized straw hat there. Regrets? Zero.
Anything to Do *Besides* Sit Around and Be Blissful? (Though That Sounds Tempting…)
One day, I signed up for a boat trip. Now, I get horribly seasick (I'm not joking, I turned green on a park swing once), so I was a little apprehensive. But this was different! Small, charming boat, the crew were lovely, and the water… crystal clear! Snorkelling! (I saw a turtle!) Lunch on a beach… the whole thing was just *perfect*. It was the absolute highlight of my trip. The water felt pristine, the air was balmy, and even the salty air didn't make me woozy. Utterly unforgettable. Do the boat trip!
Okay, Spill! Any Downsides? Anything I Should Know BEFORE I Book?
First, the Wi-Fi could be a little… spotty. Seriously, don’t expect to livestream the entire trip. Embrace the disconnect. It is a perfect place to disconnect.
Second, cobblestone streets and heels: not a match. And, it may not be suitable for all people.
Third, maybe pack some bug spray. It's a tropical paradise, after all! And I, for one, am a mosquito magnet.
And last, this isn't a budget stay. It's worth the splurge.
But honestly? Those are minor quibbles. Honestly, I have very few gripes. This place is truly special. Book it. Seriously. Do it now.
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