Baton Rouge's BEST Kept Secret: South Baton Rouge Unveiled!
Baton Rouge's BEST Kept Secret: South Baton Rouge Unveiled! - A Frankly Honest Review (and I Need a Nap)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! I just emerged from a whirlwind stay at this place they're calling "South Baton Rouge Unveiled!" And let me tell you, "unveiled" might be putting it mildly. It's more like…exposed. In a good way! Mostly. Let's just say my notepad (and sanity) is a little… rumpled.
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First Impressions & That Damn Elevator (Accessibility, Check-in/out [Express], Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Exterior corridor)
First things first, I'm not exactly a seasoned travel guru. I'm more of the "pack-too-much-and-forget-my-toothbrush" kind of traveler. So the sheer size of the place hit me like a rogue Mardi Gras float. "South Baton Rouge 'Unveiled'?!" I gasped. "More like 'The Colossus Has Arrived!'".
Getting to my room, well, that's where things got interesting. They tout "Accessibility" and "Facilities for disabled guests," which is excellent! But good heavens, this elevator. It was… slow. Like, "contemplate-your-life-choices" slow. I started to suspect it was powered by hamsters on tiny little treadmills. (Just kidding… probably.) There’s an exterior corridor too, which gave the impression of being able to breathe fresh air but… I guess it was just okay.
Check-in was thankfully "Express," thank the heavens. Though, in my eagerness, I almost forgot the key card. Almost. Okay, yeah, I totally forgot.
Rooms: My Little Oasis (Available in all rooms, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens)
Okay, the room itself? Pretty darn good. And let’s be honest, after the elevator ordeal, I needed good. The bed was a glorious, extra-long expanse of… well, sleep. Glorious, uninterrupted sleep! The blackout curtains were a lifesaver, because this sun in Baton Rouge is NO JOKE! And yes, I confess: I binged-watched a ridiculous amount of on-demand movies. No regrets. The Wi-Fi was also actually FREE and worked! Shocker! The desk was functional, which was key because my laptop is practically glued to my hands. There was a safe, a fridge that was stocked with options that got me thinking what a mini bar of my own dream would look like.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - A Carb-Lover's Paradise! (A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant)
Alright, this is where things get…complicated. Food is important to me. And South Baton Rouge Unveiled certainly tries. They have "Restaurants," plural, "Poolside Bar," "Snack Bar." I had the buffet breakfast. It's a buffet. You're not going to win any Michelin stars here. But the waffles were perfectly acceptable, which is all that really matters in crisis. I swear I saw something advertised as "Asian breakfast" – which made me expect authentic food, but it may have just been a marketing ploy. The coffee? Let's just say I was grateful for the coffee maker in my room.
The poolside bar? Now that was a different story. I parked myself there, grabbed a cold drink (or three), and just…watched the world go by. Pure bliss. Pure, sun-drenched bliss. The snacks though! I’m a sucker for a good soup and the desserts were actually incredible.
Room service? Yep, took advantage of that. Because sometimes, after a long day of… well… existing, you just need a burger in your pajamas. No judgment!
The Spa… Sigh… (Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor])
Okay, the spa. This is where I was hoping to truly unveil some relaxation. The "Spa" is definitely a highlight. They've got a "Pool with a view," which is stunning at sunset. I went into delight when I reached their outdoor swimming pool. It's pure "Instagram me, now!" material. I’m not gonna lie, I spent a significant amount of time floating in that pool, contemplating the nature of existentialism. (Or maybe I just needed a nap. Possibly both.)
I booked a massage. In fact. sigh The massage was… okay. Like, it wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t amazing. I'm used to more intense massages. I think they got the soft tissues, but not the deeper stuff I was really looking for. The sauna and steam room were… well, they were there. I didn't get the full spa treatment since I was exhausted. But the potential is there. They had a fitness center too, but I don’t want to talk about it.
Cleanliness & Safety - The Sanitizer is My Friend! (Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment)
Okay, this is important. I'm a bit paranoid, but who isn't these days? The hotel seems to take cleanliness seriously. Lots of hand sanitizer, folks! Lots! They mention "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection," and all sorts of other things that made me feel (mostly) safe. The rooms look like they are sanitized between stays. Safe dining setup. Yay! They’re also "Staff trained in safety protocol." I saw them cleaning a table too. All in all, I'd feel okay about coming back when I need a vacation from my vacation!
Services and Conveniences - They Tried! (Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center)
This is a long list, isn't it? The hotel itself has most things you need. The "Concierge" was helpful, though I had to chase them down a couple of times. The "Dry cleaning" and "Laundry service" came in handy because, again, I’m a messy traveler. There are facilities for disabled guests. The Wi-Fi worked, which, again, is a huge point in their favor. "Food delivery"? Yes, please! "A gift/souvenir shop"? Hmm, it's there. The problem is that you'll probably have better options outside the hotel!
For the Kids (Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal)
I didn’t bring kids, so I can’t truly comment on the "Family/child friendly" aspect. But I did see families enjoying the pool. They also have "Babysitting service," which I thought was a nice touch for parents.
Getting Around (Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking)
Free parking! YES! The airport transfer is a plus in a city
Escape to Paradise: Eden by the Bay, Hervey Bay Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. We're going to Baton Rouge, specifically the Element hotel in South Baton Rouge. Brace yourselves; things are about to get… real. This is more of a loose sketch than a rigid plan, okay? Consider it a travel diary gone rogue.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Crawfish Conundrum (Plus a Heavy Dose of "What Have I Gotten Myself Into?")
- 1:00 PM - Arrival at Baton Rouge Airport (BTR): Okay, first impressions? Hot. Humid. My hair is already starting to defy gravity. I'm channeling my inner Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias. Hopefully, the humidity doesn't win. The Element South Baton Rouge is… well, it's there. Clean, modern, but honestly, I'd kill for some personality. Think Ikea meets airport hotel. The pool looks inviting though. I swear, I saw a sweat bead the size of a small pebble forming on my nose as I walked from the car.
- 1:30 PM - Check-in / Room Recon: Standard hotel check-in. Smooth enough, but the receptionist had this practiced, almost robotic smile that made me wonder if she’d been replaced by a well-programmed AI. The room? Surprisingly spacious. Not complaining, especially after that cramped flight. The view? … the parking lot. Okay, maybe not ideal, but you know, beggars can't be choosers.
- 2:30 PM - Pre-Crawfish Prep and Panic Meal at a random eatery: OKAY, I'm not going to lie. I spent a good hour scouring the internet. Trying to find some authentic Cajun food is a monumental task so I tried to find something close to the hotel. I picked something. I am not going to specify it, for it was very underwhelming. Before the Crawfish. Needed fuel, you see. And a stiff drink. Or two. Because… Crawfish. I've heard tales. Legends. Stories of spicy, succulent, shell-cracking goodness. And also horror stories of overcooked, rubbery nightmares. I'm terrified and excited in equal measure.
- 6:00 PM - The Crawfish Boil… Battle?!: IT'S ON! Found a place close to the hotel, thankfully! One that's SUPPOSED to be the real deal. I'm talking tables covered in newspaper, mountains of steaming crawfish, and everyone getting their hands dirty. And me, probably covered in crawfish juice and looking like a complete idiot. I’m going to try and avoid that. I'm slightly terrified of the "suck the crawfish head" thing, though. I mean, is that, like, mandatory? I’m pretty sure I'll be making a mess. A glorious, shell-cracking, Cajun-spice-covered mess. But I'm getting ahead of myself. First, eat. Then, react. Hopefully, in a positive way.
- 9:00 PM - Crawfish Aftermath: OH. MY. GOD. That was an experience. And what an EXPERIENCE it was. My hands are still tingling from the cayenne pepper. I think I'm sweating crawfish seasoning. And the "suck the head" thing? I did it. I survived. It was… intense. Like licking the essence of Louisiana directly from a crustacean's skull. The crawfish themselves? Divine. Spiced to perfection. The corn on the cob? Sweet and juicy. The potatoes? Absorbing all that glorious flavour. I'm now officially a believer. Crawfish cured.
- 10:00 PM - Post-Crawfish Coma: Back at the Element. Fully sated/completely exhausted. I think I need a nap. And maybe a Pepto-Bismol. This is a good kind of tired, though. A full belly, spicy-tongue tired. I'm already dreaming of tomorrow's adventures, which probably involve me figuring out how to get the crawfish smell off my hands.
Day 2: Swamp Tours, Southern Charm, and Questionable Decisions
- 7:00 AM - Wake-up Call (My Own Fault): Slept like the dead… or a very, very full crawfish. No real sunrise view, just the parking lot. This is were I feel like I need to do better with the hotel. Well, I guess this just means I've got to get out there and find something else.
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast Fiasco (Part 1): Hotel breakfast. Free, which is always a plus. But… it tasted a bit… sterile. Like it had been pre-packaged, microwaved, and then given a sad little shrug. I had a waffle, though, and that's a win in my book. But I'm considering a pancake escape tomorrow.
- 9:00 AM - Swamp Tour Debacle (or, "Is That an Alligator or Just a Big Log?"): Okay, so I signed up for a swamp tour. I was imagining, you know, the picturesque bayous, Spanish moss, maybe a graceful heron or two. Instead, I got… mosquitos. Lots and lots of mosquitos. And a boat that smelled faintly of gasoline. The guide was lovely, bless his heart, and pointed out alligators. I think. Mostly, they looked like logs, so I couldn't tell. (I'm still not sure if I saw a legitimate alligator or just a floating branch.) I did see the water and it was still pretty. A different, if not "picturesque" kind of pretty.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch and Southern Charm: Found a little cafe off the beaten path (with the help of Google). It was everything I imagined. Southern hospitality at its finest. Fried green tomatoes, pimento cheese, sweet tea that could practically give you a toothache. And the staff? Charming. They made me feel like I was a regular, even though I was clearly a lost tourist. I even, against my usual nature, struck up a conversation with an older lady who told me all about her grandkids. It was actually really wonderful.
- 2:00 PM - The Mansion and the Meltdown: I decided to visit a plantation home. The architecture was stunning. Truly. But I started to feel… heavy. The weight of history, of the stories that those walls held. It was a powerful, almost suffocating, experience. I have to admit, I got a bit teary-eyed. It's not something I like to admit. But the beauty… and the pain… of the place got to me. I had to leave early.
- 4:00 PM - Retail Therapy (Needed): Back to the hotel. Recovering. I went shopping for… well, I don't know what. Something to take my mind off of it. What do I buy?
- 7:00 PM - Dinner Gamble: I decided to try and see if the hotel restaurant has any hidden treasures, or if they are just a sad excuse for service. Well, this is the story of how I ended up ordering a pizza. It was fine.
- 9:00 PM - More Hotel Shenanigans and Bed: Hotel, bed, and another early night, I don't even have the energy to complain.
Day 3: Reflections and Departure
- 7:00 AM - Wake Up!: Same old same old. Except this time I ordered room service.
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast Fiasco (Part 2): The pancakes were amazing. Everything I wanted them to be.
- 9:00 AM - Last minute sight seeing and walking through a park: I decided to take one last walk before I leave. It was very peaceful. Something to calm me down before I leave.
- 12:00 PM - Goodbye, Baton Rouge: Check out, head to the airport. Feeling surprisingly… melancholic? It wasn't the most perfect trip. I didn't see everything. I didn't love everything. But I experienced things. And that, my friends, is what makes a trip… well, a trip. I will most likely never see Baton Rouge again, but it will never be what it was before. It feels… important.
- And now? Back home to the mess I've left there, and a mountain of laundry. But, hey, I've got a mountain of crawfish memories to keep me warm. And that, is a pretty good trade.
South Baton Rouge Unveiled: The Honestly Messy Guide
So, what *is* South Baton Rouge, really? Because Google's a liar, right?
Alright, buckle up, buttercup. Officially? It's the area... south of, well, Baton Rouge. Technically, it's supposed to be south of the city limits, encompassing places like Prairieville, Gonzales, and parts of Ascension Parish. But the *real* South Baton Rouge? Honey, that's a feeling. It's that unmistakable scent of crawfish boils on a Saturday, the sound of a four-wheeler tearing up the back roads, and the knowing nod you get from someone when you mention "The Parish."
Don't go expecting manicured lawns and perfectly lined-up McMansions everywhere. You'll find them, sure, but South BR is a glorious mix. Think sprawling properties with dogs named "Cajun," beat-up trucks sporting "Geaux Tigers" stickers, and the *occasional* alligator sighting. (Seriously, I saw one once at the Walmart parking lot overflow... true story!) It's got grit, it's got soul, and it's got… well, sometimes it's just a whole lotta humidity. But hey, wouldn't trade it for the world.
Besides the crawfish (because, duh), what's the food situation like? Is it all just… spicy?
Okay, okay, the spice. Yes, we love spice. We practically *breathe* it. But it's so much more! Let's break it down, because I'm feeling hangry just thinking about it.
- The Classics: You got your jambalaya, gumbo, étouffée, all the holy trinity of Cajun and Creole cuisine. Don't even think about asking for a side of rice - it *comes* with it.
- The Gems: Find yourself a local hole-in-the-wall, and you'll stumble upon some magic. Remember, the more "rustic" the exterior, the better the food *usually* is. (Emphasis on *usually*.)
- The Weirdness: Ever heard of boudin balls? What about a boudin-stuffed burger? Yeah, we can get *real* creative with our meats down here.
- My Personal Favorite: The donut shop. Every donut shop. It can be a local or franchise, doesn't matter... the donuts are just *better*. The glaze... the texture... it's just *chef's kiss*! It's the one thing that's consistent!
So, yeah, expect some heat. But also expect incredible flavors, generous portions, and a strong chance you'll need a nap afterwards. And seriously, eat at local places, the chains will be fine for a quick bite, but you're there to experience Baton Rouge, and well, the chains are not Baton Rouge.
Okay, but what about… things to *do*? Am I just going to be stuck eating and sweating?
Sweating is practically a pastime, darling. But no, there's more than just crawfish and humidity. Though, let's be honest, they're pretty high on the list.
- Outdoor Adventures: Fishing in the bayous, kayaking, hiking at the local parks. Get ready to get up close and personal with nature… and maybe a mosquito or two. Bring the bug spray, trust me.
- Shopping: If you like your antique stores and local boutiques, you'll be in heaven.
- Getting on the water: The Mississippi River has so much to offer, including the Port of Baton Rouge!
- Festivals: Every weekend, rain or shine, there's likely a festival. Crawfish festivals, zydeco music festivals, strawberry festivals... you name it, we celebrate it. Don't be shy!
Look, it's not New York City. You're not going to have a Broadway show every night. But there's a laid-back charm to it, a slower pace of life. And honestly? That's part of the appeal. After a bit, you'll ease into the slower pace, and it will be your normal.
Is traffic really *that* bad? I heard horror stories…
Let's just say, you gotta plan ahead. Rush hour? Expect it. Accidents? Expect it. Patience? You'll need it. But, the good news is, you get used to it! You learn the back roads, the shortcuts, the routes with the fewest traffic lights. It's a skill, a rite of passage, a part of living in South BR. And if you get stuck? Crank up the tunes, roll down the windows, and just… breathe. You'll get there. Eventually. Especially if you are coming from the North, the South has it beat.
Okay, I'm being dramatic. It's not *always* a nightmare. But plan accordingly, avoid peak times if you can, and get yourself a good playlist. And be prepared to scream at the occasional tourist driving 15mph under the speed limit. Just kidding... kinda.
What about the people? Are they… nice?
Ah, the people. This is where South Baton Rouge truly shines. Generally speaking, people are friendly. They say "hey" in the grocery store, they offer a helping hand, they'll listen to your problems (even if they don't really know you).
You'll meet characters. You'll meet people who will become family. You'll meet people who will become some of the best friends you'll ever have. You'll witness incredible generosity and small-town charm. But also, let's be real, you'll find the occasional... let's call them "opinionated" folks. It's the south, after all. But even then? They mostly mean well. And hey, at least they're honest, right?
The best advice? Be yourself. Be polite. And be prepared to be welcomed with open arms and a plate piled high with food.
Okay, I'm sold. But what's the absolute *worst* part about South BR? Spill the tea!
Alright, buckle up, because here's the real, unfiltered truth. The worst part? It's a tie.
- The humidity in the summer. No joke. It's like walking through a swamp. You'll shower, and ten minutes later, you'll feel sticky again. Your hair will frizz. Your makeup will melt. You'll question all the life choices that led you here. But then, the Fall arrives, with the changing leaves, and the crisp air, and you'll love it again.
- The development destroying the beauty of the area. Yeah, I know, I'm contradicting myself. I'm saying "go local" but also saying, I don't like the giant new places going in. But they are, and you know what? They are going to keep coming. And that's the hard truth. Premium Stay Search
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