Hamilton's Hidden Gem: Aquarius Motor Inn Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. I'm diving headfirst into the Aquarius Motor Inn. Prepare for a review that's less "corporate brochure" and more "drunk uncle at a family reunion." I'm going to be real, unfiltered, and, frankly, probably a bit all over the place. Because that's life, isn't it?
Hamilton's Hidden Gem: Aquarius Motor Inn Awaits! - The Unofficial Review (Warning: May Contain Opinions)
So, Aquarius Motor Inn. The name sounds like a 70s sci-fi flick, doesn't it? And honestly, that vibe might be accurate in the best possible way. Let's get this straight: I'm not a paid shill for some hotel chain. I’m a human, and I’m going to tell you honestly.
Accessibility - Okay, Let's Get Serious for a Sec
First things first: Accessibility. This matters. Seriously matters. The website says they're good, and I'm happy to report: it actually seems like they mean it. Wheelchair accessible? Yup, seems legit, at least from the basic info. They mention facilities for disabled guests too, so that's a good start. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but if they're talking the talk, hopefully, they walk the walk, too. And elevators are a must – I saw one listed, which is a massive plus for a multi-story inn.
But enough being serious, because here's where the fun starts…
Cleanliness and Safety - Did They Go Overboard or Not Enough?
Alright, the big C-word. Cleanliness. With everything going on, it's on everybody's mind. Aquarius Motor Inn seems to understand the deal. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection? Check. Room sanitization between stays? Double-check. They've got a whole laundry list of protocols. Now, are they actually doing it? I can't say for sure, but the intention is there. The hand sanitizer stations better be full, because I'll be taking notes. They also have hygiene certification, which could be great, I'll have to find out more about what it even means later. And the rooms sanitization opt-out, what's that even means?
Now for the Good Stuff (and the Not-So-Good, Let’s Be Honest)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking
Okay, this is where things get interesting. Now, they mention restaurants, and the words "happy hour" are like a siren's call. Happy hour! Do they deliver on that promise? I need to know. A bar is listed, meaning there might be a place to get a drink without relying on the minibar's inflated prices. But what if I want a late-night snack after, say, a very long day of sightseeing? 24-hour room service is a godsend. I'll pray they have the classic: burgers or fries, and a snack bar I love!
The “Spa” Situation… Am I Going to get pampered?
Things to Do, Ways to Relax
Okay, let's talk about unwinding. This is where the hotel really tries to shine! The good stuff: Swimming pool? (Outside, preferably, because… sunshine!). A pool with a view? Now we're talking! I'd spend hours just lounging in the sun, watching the world go by. Sauna, spa/sauna and/ or steamroom? If they have a sauna, consider me sold!! Massage? Yes, please! After a long day, a skilled massage is pure heaven. Spa? They list it so they are a good bet. Gym? Fitness center? You bet, maybe I'll actually hit it! Here's hoping they nail the relaxation game.
Amenities: What Makes This Motor Inn Tick?
Internet: Okay, this is 2024. Wi-Fi has to be good. They are claiming Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And I'm also a fan of Internet access - LAN if I want to connect my personal computer with ethernet.
Available in All Rooms:
Here's a rapid-fire round:
- Air conditioning: YES!
- Alarm clock: Essential for getting out of bed on time
- Bathrobes: If I didn't need one, I want one.
- Bathroom phone: I'm not even going to ask why
- Bathtub: Soaking in a tub with bubbles is a luxury that I hope they provide!
- Blackout curtains: Thank you, sleep Gods
- Closet: To hide my chaos
- Coffee/tea maker: Needed for those early mornings.
- Complimentary tea: Always nice.
- Daily housekeeping: A blessing and a curse. I'm messy.
- Desk: For when I pretend to be productive.
- Extra long bed: Gotta have space to sprawl.
- Free bottled water: Hydration is key!
- Hair dryer: Because the travel one always sucks.
- In-room safe box: Gotta protect those valuables (and maybe hide my snacks)
- Internet access – LAN:
- Internet access – wireless:
- Ironing facilities: Maybe I'll use them. Maybe.
- Laptop workspace:
- Linens:
- Mini bar: For emergencies and maybe an overpriced snack.
- Non-smoking: Good.
- On-demand movies: Never used them, but nice to have the option.
- Private bathroom: Obviously.
- Reading light: For those late-night bookworms.
- Refrigerator: Great for drinks.
- Safety/security feature:
- Satellite/cable channels:
- Scale: No comment.
- Seating area:
- Separate shower/bathtub: Nice.
- Shower: A must.
- Slippers: I hope they have them, I love them so much!
- Smoke detector: Smart.
- Socket near the bed: Genius.
- Sofa: Comfy.
- Soundproofing: For a good night's sleep.
- Telephone: Old school, but necessary.
- Toiletries: Hope they're good ones.
- Towels: The more, the merrier.
- Umbrella: Always a good idea.
- Visual alarm: Helpful!
- Wake-up service: Definitely will need.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Thank goodness.
- Window that opens: Fresh air is always appreciated.
Services and Conveniences – The Perks You Didn’t Know You Needed
- Air conditioning in public area: Absolutely essential.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Sounds interesting, I haven't seen it.
- Business facilities, business center, meetings: I'm not here for business, but good to know.
- Cash withdrawal: Always handy.
- Concierge: For getting insider tips.
- Contactless check-in/out: The future is now!
- Convenience store: Snacks!
- Currency exchange: Useful for international travelers.
- Daily housekeeping: I will keep this for a little.
- Doorman: A touch of class.
- Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service: Perfect for travelers.
- Elevator: Thank goodness. I don't want to use stairs.
- Essential condiments: Nice.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Important.
- Food delivery: Useful.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Perfect for a gift.
- Indoor venue for special events, On-site event hosting:
- Luggage storage: Definitely helpful.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, meetings:
- On-site event hosting:
- Outdoor venue for special events: If they have a great outdoor area, that would be amazing!
- Projector/LED display: For presentations.
- Safety deposit boxes: Security.
- Smoking area: Helpful for smokers.
- Terrace: I could spend all day here.
- Wi-Fi for special events:
- Xerox/fax in business center: Good for business.
For the Kids – Are They Kid-Friendly?
- Babysitting service: Always appreciate it.
- Family/child friendly: Good for booking
- Kids meal: A must.
- Access:
- **CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Exterior corridor, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable, Proposal spot
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-ironed itinerary. This is real life visiting the Aquarius Motor Inn in Hamilton, New Zealand. Let’s be honest, I’m probably going to spill coffee on it at some point.
Aquarius Motor Inn & Hamilton: A Rollercoaster of Reality
(Day 1: Arrival and the Quest for Decent Coffee – Mayhem Ensues)
- 1:00 PM (ish): Landed at Auckland. Ugh, Auckland. Spent way too much time trying to navigate the airport – felt like a confused sheep in a denim jacket. Finally, found my rental car, a slightly battered Toyota that probably knows more of New Zealand than I do. Took a wrong turn immediately. Twice. The GPS lady is judging me. I can practically hear her sigh through the speakers.
- 3:00 PM (ish): Arrive at the Aquarius Motor Inn, (finally!). Okay, first impressions: clean. Which is a giant win. Receptionist is a cheery, slightly-too-enthusiastic kiwi who seems genuinely excited to have me. Which is… endearing, I guess? Checked in, lugged my suitcase--which, by the way, probably outweighs a small pony--up the stairs. The stairs feel longer than they look in the online photos. Bet the workout'll be worth it, though, right? Right???
- 3:30 PM - 4:30 PM: The Coffee Crisis. This is serious. Need caffeine. DESPERATELY. The room's coffee supplies are the usual sad sachets of instant granules. This will not do. Commence the hunt for a real coffee shop. Wandered around the vicinity of Aquarius, which, let me tell you, is more industrial than charming. Found a little cafe, "The Daily Grind." The name gave me hope. The coffee? Mediocre. Solid "meh." My search continues. The espresso machine sounded promising, though. I actually heard it gurgle and moan (in a good way).
- 5:00 PM - 6:30 PM: Attempt to unwind. Tried to watch some telly but got distracted--was super interested in the show until my neighbour started hammering as if they were trying to break out of prison. So, I gave up-- the television is always an open invitation for my attention to wander. I sat outside for a bit (not sure if it was permitted). Admiring the sky and the fact that I was actually there, in New Zealand.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a recommended restaurant. (The receptionist was wrong). The food tasted… acceptable. Maybe I'm just hangry? The lighting was harsh and the music playlist was suspect (hello, 80s dance-pop?), and the wait staff seemed a little too eager to clear my plates (they may have thought it was acceptable, as I wasn't particularly enjoying the food). Finished my wine quickly, because, you know, wine.
- 8:30 PM: Back to the room. Trying (and failing) to battle jet lag. Contemplating smuggling the bed out of the room and setting it up outside. Considered calling room service… but then realised there wasn't any. Ah, the joys of a motor inn. But hey, at least the bed is comfy.
- 9:00 PM (ish): Trying to sleep. The sirens that keep going off outside are not helping the situation.
(Day 2: Hamilton Gardens & A Deep Dive into… Roses?! – Emotions Run High!)
- 8:00 AM (ish): Dragged myself out of bed. The siren of the city still going strong! Still, I am determined to have a decent breakfast today! The quest for the perfect coffee -- or at least drinkable coffee -- continues. Let's attack this day (and a cafe) full of energy!
- 9:30 AM - 1:00 PM: Hamilton Gardens. Okay, this is where the magic truly begins. Honestly, they're stunning. Took way too many photos of the manicured lawns, the themed gardens, and the utterly serene Japanese garden. Was actually moved to tears (happy tears) in the Italian Renaissance garden. It felt peaceful! Found myself getting genuinely obsessed with roses. Who knew roses could be so… fascinating?? Learned about hybrid teas, floribundas, and something called "English roses" that almost made me faint. The Rose Garden… oh my god. The colours, the scents, the sheer amount of roses. It was overwhelming in the best way. Spent a solid hour just wandering among the blooms. Totally lost track of time. I had an actual inner monologue with the roses. I think they were pleased.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch near the Gardens (finally, a decent cafe!). Tried a local savory pie, because, when in New Zealand, right? Pretty good.
- 2:00 PM - 3:30 PM: Tried to check out the Maori garden (it's part of the Hamilton Gardens thing), but got a little overwhelmed. The cultural significance was undeniable, but my brain was still processing all the roses. I will return, rested and more mindful, someday.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to the room. Needed a nap. Needed a full-blown recovery. The sheer beauty of the gardens had zapped my energy. I was completely wrecked, but in the best way possible. I will now spend time on my bed.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Tried a different (more highly recommended) restaurant. This time, the food was fantastic (yay!). My mood: significantly improved. Found a friendly, chatty kiwi at the bar, had some great wine and laughter. Finally starting to feel like I'm actually on holiday. The friendly wait staff are making me feel very welcome.
- 9:00 PM: Finally succumbed to the siren song of sleep.
(Day 3: Departure and Reflections (or, the Great Coffee Conundrum Continues))
- 7:00 AM: Morning and the ever-present siren! Still no coffee epiphany. A new day, a new quest. The hunt for coffee.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Last-ditch effort to find decent coffee. Tried another cafe. Slightly improved. Still not perfect but better than before. This coffee search has taken up a shockingly large amount of my brain space.
- 9:00 AM: Checked out of the Aquarius Motor Inn. Goodbye, clean, if a little sterile, room! Goodbye, cheery receptionist (you were the best!). I actually kind of liked the place. It grew on me.
- 9:30 AM: Heading out. Auckland here I come!
- Throughout the day: Reflecting on the trip. The roses. The food. The friendly New Zealanders. The constant quest for good coffee. Realised that the imperfections (the mediocre meals, the dodgy rental, the siren of the city) were part of the charm. It's the messy, unexpected stuff that makes a trip memorable.
- Later: Actually missing the Aquarius Motor Inn already. Maybe I'll write a review. 5 stars! (Except for the coffee. The coffee gets 3.) So, so long, Aquarius Motor Inn! You were… memorable.
And that, my friends, is the truth! No perfectly-timed, overly-optimistic itinerary here. Just random memories, honest emotions, and a healthy dose of chaos. Because that's how real life travels, right?
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Aquarius Motor Inn: You're THINKING of Staying? Buckle Up, Buttercup. A Messy FAQ.
So, Aquarius Motor Inn, eh? What *is* it, exactly? Like, a portal to another dimension?
Okay, real talk? It *feels* like a portal sometimes. It's basically…a classic motel. Think old, maybe slightly…worn. It’s in Hamilton, you know, the city. It’s got rooms, beds, and hopefully…a functioning shower. It's not the Ritz, but hey, sometimes the Ritz is a bit… much, right? Frankly, I'm just trying to keep this all straight myself, it's been a week and I'm still feeling the after-effects. That's my starting point.
Is it... clean? And what about the beds? Because I'm a sensitive sleeper. Don't want no creepy crawlies.
Clean? Ahhh, there's a question. Let's say… it's *lived-in*. "Lived-in" is a nicer way of saying "seen some stuff." Look, I'll be honest, I brought my own Lysol wipes. Better safe than… well, you get the picture. The beds? Okay, this is where it gets interesting. Some are…fine. Others? Let's just say they might have been around since the dinosaurs. I'm not saying you'll find fossilized mosquito remains, but… pack extra pillows, okay? Seriously. You'll want them. I slept in one with a dip so deep, I SWEAR I saw the sun rise from the OTHER side of the bed. That's where the mystery is, the intrigue!
Are there amenities? Like, a pool? Or free Wi-Fi?
Amenities? Ah, that’s a good one. Pool? Nope. Wi-Fi? *Might* exist. *Maybe*. I wrestled with the signal for a solid hour. Let's just say, dial-up might be faster. Consider it a digital detox, whether you want one or not. Now, there's *parking*, and let me tell you, that's a huge win in Hamilton sometimes. But don't expect a concierge, room service, or anything resembling luxury. Embrace the spartan life. I'm still trying to embrace the fact that I didn't ask for that extra towel. Damn it.
Okay, so what's the *vibe* like? Is it scary? Is it... charming? Or just... weird?
The vibe... oh, the vibe. It's a beautiful, chaotic mix of all three. It's… like stepping into a movie set from the 70s, but the director forgot to yell "Cut!" It’s… hauntingly charming? I found myself genuinely charmed by the slightly dodgy air. Let's just say it's… unique. The people? They're... characters. You'll see things. You *will* hear things. You might smell…things. But overall, it's not actively scary. Just… a bit off-kilter. In a good way? Maybe. I'm still processing. Okay, I'm getting off-track. Long story short: embrace the weird. You'll have story, at least. And memories... ugh.
Should I bring my dog? My best friend? My *sanity*?
Dogs? Check with the front desk. Best friend? Absolutely, if they have a good sense of humor and aren't fussy. Sanity? Okay, maybe leave that one at home. Or, you know, bring it, and see how long it lasts. I'm not kidding, you will question EVERYTHING. Especially the carpets. THEY WILL HAUNT YOU. The walls too probably. Look, this isn't a place for delicate flowers. It's for people who are either on a tight budget, have a sense of adventure, or are just… lost. And maybe for those who, like me, secretly love a good, slightly-suspect motel experience.
Okay, spill. What's the *best* thing about the Aquarius Motor Inn? What's truly unforgettable?
Okay, here's the real meat of the matter. The *unforgettable* part? For me? It's the… well, okay. I get it. This is where the story… gets… messy. I can't go into details. But let's just say I met a guy there. And this guy owned a *cat*. I didn't like cats. Turns out, neither did he. Now, the cat? The cat wasn't exactly… normal. And then there was the room, you know. The one that had the bed and the weird dip. And the… oh god, the *carpet*. And the guy, he kept talking about his… his collection. You know. He showed me his… collection. I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on a motel bed again, or trust a person who owns a cat (especially one with a penchant for… things). Honestly, I woke up the second day in cold sweat, thinking it was all a horrible dream. But no. There's the photo. I have proof. So, unforgettable? Absolutely. In a way I'll be unpacking for the rest of my life. Make your own choices. But you've been warned.
Is it worth the money?
Honestly? For the price? Yeah, probably. It's cheap, and Hamilton can be spenny. Just don't expect the Taj Mahal. You're paying for a roof over your head, and maybe... just maybe... a story you'll be telling for DECADES. And isn't that worth something? Okay, it is, but don’t expect a refund if things go sideways, like they probably will.
Any last-minute tips, oh wise sojourner of the Aquarius?
Bring… 1. Lysol wipes. 2. Earplugs (you'll thank me). 3. Low expectations. 4. A healthy sense of irony. 5. A camera. Just in case. 6. Snacks. Seriously. 7. A willingness to embrace the absurd. 8. A healthy dose of skepticism. And finally… a very, very strong sense of humor. Because if you can't laugh at the Aquarius Motor Inn, you’ll probably cry. And trust me, I speak from experience. Good luck. You’ll need it.
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