Spokane Valley's BEST-KEPT Secret: Oxford Suites Luxury!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Spokane Valley's BEST-KEPT SECRET… Oxford Suites Luxury! Don't expect a perfectly-polished PR machine review, because I’m not one. I'm just me, rambling, and I've got opinions. And boy, do I have some after staying a few nights there.
First Impressions: The "Wow, This Isn't a Motel 6" Factor
Seriously, going in, I was expecting… well, I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't the Oxford Suites. Let's just say my subconscious had filed it under "generic hotel, probably fine." Boy, was I wrong. Walking in, you're hit with… light. Natural light, actual design, and a general feeling of… not dinginess. Huge points already. They have a pretty good security presence: 24-hour security is a major plus.
Let's Talk About the Room, Baby (and the Internet, and Everything Else in Between!)
My room? Clean. I mean, properly, seriously, clean. Like, I'm-not-afraid-to-walk-barefoot-on-the-carpet clean. The daily housekeeping? Aces. The black-out curtains are a godsend for folks like me who like to sleep in. The beds? Super comfy, that’s the name of the game. Plus, you get the basics: air conditioning (crucial in the summer!), a safe, a decent sized desk, a mini-fridge (hello, late-night snacks!), and a coffee maker. But the real win? FREE WI-FI IN ALL ROOMS! This is a big deal, people. Remember, that old-school LAN port? The one no one uses? They have that too, just in case you're, like, an internet purist or something. The internet in general was pretty good, faster and more stable than I've found in many places and especially good for work purposes.
- Accessibility: I didn't personally use the accessibility features (I'm thankfully able-bodied), but I did check out the website and it looks like they've got some solid options: Rooms and services for people with disabilities.
- Cleanliness and Safety: This is where Oxford Suites shines. They're serious about hygiene. Seeing the "daily disinfection of common areas" and "rooms sanitized between stays" gives you peace of mind. The hand sanitizer dispensers are everywhere, and they're not those watery, useless ones. Nice. Then the rooms are sanitized, which is a bonus, and staff trained in safety protocols really makes you feel taken care of. The use of "anti-viral cleaning products" and a “Room sanitization opt-out available" is all reassuring.
- Things to Consider: No pets are available.
Food Glorious Food (and the Pool!)
Okay, let's talk food. The free breakfast is a huge plus. Especially if you're on a budget. They had the usual buffet suspects (eggs, bacon, pastries), but it was all fresh and well-stocked. They even offer a "breakfast takeaway service," which is perfect for grabbing a quick bite on your way out. They also provide alternative meal arrangements, so you can't really complain about not having your fill. The restaurant is lovely; it is international, so it is ideal if you have a diverse palette. With a coffee shop and a snack bar, you are guaranteed to be full. And don't forget those desserts!
My absolute highlight, however, has to be the pool. Pool with a view? No, not really. But the pool and the hot tub were clean and well-maintained. Also, the indoor pool is great. Why are indoor pools a thing of the past? It's just smart.
Spa Day Dreams (and the Fitness Center!)
Okay, so, this wasn’t advertised as some kind of spa resort. But… they do have a fitness center. It's not a full-blown gym, but it's got treadmill, free weights, and the basics. I didn’t spring for a massage, foot bath or body scrub, so I can't speak to the quality, but hey, the possibilities are there!
Drinking, Dining, and Snacking Adventures
Now, if you're looking to unwind, there's a bar! They have a "happy hour". They do provide a poolside bar and room service from 24 hours. The "bottle of water" served at the hotel helped during my time there.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Convenience store: Always nice to have.
- Laundry: Laundry service, a bonus.
- Car park [free of charge]: Massive win. Free parking is a gift from the gods. Valet parking is available, too.
- Staff: Honestly, staff were helpful and friendly.
For the Kids (or the Young at Heart)
- Family-Friendly: Looks like they're geared up to handle kids, which is great.
The Not-So-Pretty Bits (Because I'm Honest)
- Location: It's in Spokane Valley, which isn't exactly a bustling metropolis. You'll likely need a car to get around.
- Minor Quibbles: The elevators were… well, elevators. Maybe a little slow.
Getting Around: Getting There and Beyond
- Airport Transfer: They offer airport transfer.
- Car Park [free of charge]: Free parking, a blessing.
- Car power charging station: Electric vehicle support.
- Taxi service: Convenient access.
The Verdict: Is Oxford Suites the Best-Kept Secret?
Look, it's not the Four Seasons. It's not trying to be. But for the price, Oxford Suites Luxury? Absolutely. It's clean, comfortable, the staff are great, and the free breakfast is a lifesaver.
The Offer: Book Now and Get Spoiled!
Ready to experience Spokane Valley's BEST-KEPT SECRET? Book your stay at Oxford Suites Luxury today!
- Special Offer: Mention "SECRET SPOKANE" at check-in and receive a complimentary upgrade (based on availability!) and a voucher for a free appetizer at the bar.
- Bonus: Book directly through our website and get a guaranteed late check-out.
- Don't miss out! This offer is only valid for a limited time. Book now and prepare to be pleasantly surprised! And let me tell you, you’re gonna love the view.
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a whirlwind of… well, being at the Oxford Suites Spokane Valley. This isn't going to be some sterile, perfectly-timed itinerary. It's gonna be a messy, wonderful, probably-slightly-unhinged account of… gestures vaguely …this. Prepare for some oversharing.
Welcome to Oxford Suites Spokane Valley: A Survivor's Story (My Day, Anyway)
Day 1: Arrival & The Bed That Called Out to Me (and My Stomach’s Revenge)
1:00 PM: Arrival & Initial Assessment: Okay, so, landing at Spokane International felt a little like parachuting into a bowl of… well, nothing special. The drive to the Oxford Suites? Surprisingly pleasant! Lots of… trees? Yeah, trees. And… strip malls. The building itself looks… serviceable. Think “business-y, but with a hint of 'I'm trying.'”
- Emotion: Relief. Pure, unadulterated relief that I successfully navigated the airport without losing my luggage (or my mind).
- Quirky Observation: The parking lot is teeming with minivans. Is Spokane Valley a secret portal to soccer-mom nirvana?
1:30 PM: Check-In & Room Revelation: The lobby is… fine. Smells faintly of… chlorine? I'm pretty sure the guy at the desk had a name tag that said "Chad." My room key card, however, is currently in a state of "malfunctioning" and must be re-keyed. After a five-minute struggle with recalibrating the key card and re-entering the room, I'm finally in.
- Opinionated Commentary: The bed. Oh, the bed. It's the kind of bed that sucks you in. I mean, it's the kind of bed that promises a nap before you even unpack. This is dangerous.
- Stream-of-Consciousness: Okay, shoes off. Laptop… check. Phone… charging. Wait, is that a weird stain on the… oh god, it's just the carpet design. Okay. Deep breaths. Need to start my work. But the bed… the bed…
2:30 PM: The Great Snack Acquisition: The "complimentary breakfast" better be good. I'm counting on those hotel waffles to see me through and keep me fed.
- Messy Structure: Right now, though… my stomach is staging a minor revolt. I forgot to eat lunch. Classic. Gonna hunt for a vending machine. Pray for decent chips. And actual soda.
- Anecdote: Found the vending machine! Victory! But… the chips offered are basically powdered air. I was sadly, tragically, out of luck. The Coke… was flat. I swear, I haven't felt this dejected since that Tinder date who brought his own Tupperware.
3:00 PM: Back to the Bed…The Work Begins (Sort Of): Resisting the bed's siren call, I attempted to start my work.
- Emotional Reaction: Actually kind of sad. Work is no fun.
7:00 PM: Dinner & The Existential Crisis of Chain Restaurants: Alright, the hotel bar is pretty dead so I trekked to some chain diner, and I was starving. The portions were gargantuan! I ate like a starving lion.
- Quirky Observation: The waiter looked exactly like my uncle who lives in Boise. It was like a weird parallel universe. Is there something in the water here?
- Emotional Reaction: Full. And slightly regretful about the third breadstick.
9:00 PM: Back to the Room & The Great Bed's Victory: Okay, I attempted to work, but the bed… the bed beckoned. The sheets whispered promises of sweet, sweet sleep. I fought valiantly. I really did.
- Messy Structure: Now I'm here. Typing. Half asleep. This is not ideal.
- Opinionated Commentary: The Oxford Suites… it’s alright. Not amazing, but it's a roof, a bed, and the promise of waffles tomorrow. And that, my friends, is enough for tonight.
Day 2: The Breakfast Battle & Beyond… (Probably a Lot More Bed)
7:00 AM: The Breakfast Stampede & Waffle Glory: The promised complimentary breakfast? A war zone. People were vicious about the waffle maker. I managed to snag a waffle! Success.
- Anecdote: I poured syrup like I was being paid by the gallon. No regrets.
8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: More Work (Maybe): I promise this time. Maybe.
5:00 PM: The Pool and Spa: The pool and spa is probably a great way to unwind after a long day of work.
9:00 PM: Bedtime: A long night of sleep is in the horizon.
Day 3: Departure (And the Lingering Seduction of the Bed)
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast and the Great Escape: Another waffle battle. Another victory.
- 8:00 AM: Check-Out & Goodbye: I'm out. Headed home.
- Emotional Reaction: Mixed feelings. A little sad to leave the siren song of the bed, but mostly just happy to be going home.
- Opinionated Commentary: Oxford Suites Spokane Valley… It's a place. It served a purpose. And I'll probably be back. But I'm going to bring my own snacks next time.
Final Thoughts:
This wasn't a precise, perfectly scheduled trip. It was me, existing in a hotel room. And that, in itself, is an experience. Would I recommend the Oxford Suites Spokane Valley? Sure. But bring your own snacks. And maybe invest in a good alarm clock. And prepare for the bed’s undeniable charm.
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Oxford Suites Spokane Valley: Heard of it? Probably Not. Let's Fix That. (FAQ-ish)
Okay, spill the beans! What's this "Oxford Suites Luxury" you keep hyping? Is it REALLY a secret? (And is it even *that* luxurious?)
Alright, alright, settle down. "Secret" might be a *slight* exaggeration. But honestly? I feel like half the people I talk to in Spokane County haven't even heard of Oxford Suites Spokane Valley. And luxurious? Okay, it's not diamond-encrusted toilet seats (that would be *too* much, right?), but YES. It's genuinely lovely. Think: comfy beds the size of small islands, free breakfast that actually *tastes* good (not just sad scrambled eggs and stale muffins), and staff who seem to actually *enjoy* being there. (Which, in the hotel world, is basically a miracle, sometimes.)
My first time? I was skeptical, of course. "Free breakfast? Probably cardboard disguised as a bagel." But then BAM! Fresh fruit, omelets made to order... I almost cried. (Okay, maybe I *did*.)
What kind of rooms are we talking about? Is it all basic hotel stuff, or are there suites that are, you know, actually *suite*-ish?
Oh honey, they've got suites alright. And they’re…well… *suites*. Not just a slightly larger room with a tiny sofa. We’re talking separate living areas, often with a pull-out couch (great for families or those who snore like a freight train – speaking from experience, obviously). Even the standard rooms are spacious and well-appointed. And the decor? Not some bland, beige nightmare. It's actually... tasteful. Which, again, is a win in the hotel lottery.
I remember one time, I booked a suite for a weekend getaway with my best friend. We were feeling fancy. We were, like, "We're gonna drink wine! We're gonna watch cheesy movies! We're gonna judge each other's pajamas!" And it was *perfect*. The suite was so comfortable, we almost didn't leave. Almost.
Is there a pool? Because let's be honest, a hotel pool is a make-or-break situation.
YES! There is a pool. And a hot tub! And a fitness center, which, you know, I *intend* to use every time I go. (I usually don’t.) The pool itself is decent-sized, heated, and always seems clean. Look, I’m not a professional pool critic, but it definitely hits the spot after a long day of driving around Spokane, wandering around, or, you know, just existing.
The *real* star, though, is the hot tub. That thing is pure bliss. I once spent an entire afternoon in there reading a trashy novel and sipping iced tea I smuggled out of breakfast. Don’t judge my life choices! It was glorious.
What's the location like? Is it convenient, or am I going to spend my whole vacation lost in a wasteland?
It's convenient! Really, really convenient. It's in the Spokane Valley, close to the freeway (which is good for getting around Spokane, but also, be warned, you might hear some traffic noise). You're near all sorts of shopping, restaurants galore. It's a great base for exploring the Spokane area. And, you know, Costco is like, a five-minute drive. Need I say more? (Okay, I probably should. But Costco…)
I took my family there once. Everything was fine, until we went to the mall. Kids, screaming, lost keys… let’s just say the Oxford Suites was a welcome oasis after that. I swear, the lobby smelled like pure relaxation after the chaos.
Okay, but the *real* question... What's the SERVICE like? I've been to hotels where the staff seem like they'd rather be anywhere else.
This. This is where Oxford Suites *really* shines. The staff? They're genuinely friendly. I'm talking smiles, helpfulness, going the extra mile. I've had them remember my name! (Okay, maybe I stay there a lot. Don't judge!) They're attentive without being overbearing. They actually *seem* to enjoy their jobs. Which, honestly, makes a HUGE difference.
I remember one time, I accidentally left my phone charger in my room. After I’d already checked out! I freaked out. I *needed* that charger! I called them, expecting a hassle. They were so helpful, they shipped it to me *immediately*. Disaster averted. Crisis managed. Oxford Suites saved the day. (I may be exaggerating slightly… but not by much.)
Is it pet-friendly? I travel with my fluffy overlord, Reginald.
YES! They're pet-friendly! Reginald is welcome! (Assuming Reginald is a well-behaved fluffy overlord, of course.) They have designated pet areas outside, and the rooms are generally clean. They've got a small fee for the furry friends, but honestly, it's worth it for the peace of mind. And the ability to bring your best friend on your adventures. (Seriously, don’t leave Reginald at home.)
I have a friend who has a golden retriever the size of a small bear. They stayed there with their dog, and said the staff were super accommodating. They even provided a little doggy bag of treats! (The dog, of course, was the one who got the treats.)
What's the worst thing about it? (Come on, nothing's perfect.)
Okay, okay, I'll admit it. Nothing's *perfect*. If I *had* to nitpick, the breakfast, while generally awesome, can sometimes get a little crowded during peak times. And the gym? Yeah, it’s got the equipment, but it’s not exactly a state-of-the-art fitness center. And the pool is lovely, but sometimes the kids can be a little… enthusiastic. (Think: cannonballs of epic proportions.)
One time, I swear, I saw a child attempt to swim in a floatie shaped like a giant inflatable pizza. Bless their heart. But the general atmosphere and overall level of comfort more than makes up for the minor irritations.
Is it expensive? I'm on a budget, you know.
It's... not budget *basement* cheap, but it's often reasonably priced for what you get. Especially considering the free breakfast, the comfy rooms, and the overall quality. Check their website for deals and specials, and consider booking in advance, just in case. They sometimes have great packages. And look, even if it's a *little* more expensive than some other options, I think it's worth it. Treat yourselfLocal Hotel Tips
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